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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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A+ parenting

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They say that when you're giving a cat scritches, you should also take the opportunity to squoosh their pad paws, fiddle with their ears, make them do little dances, etc. to whatever extent they're willing to tolerate without distress, because working to build positive associations with being handled in this way will make medical examination and treatment much easier in the future. How fortunate, then, that this is exactly what 90% of cat owners are instinctively driven to do anyway.

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This gave me a hearty chuckle

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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

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Cats are great because they just accept that being Bothered by you is like. Part of the social contract.

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i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zag *WILHELM SCREAM*

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“Tell my wife…I love her…tell my kids…not to be English majors…”

-from a player whose character was a public school teacher, while dying.

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drew this in like 10 minutes cause I saw it so clearly in my head