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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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This month's #BirdWhisperer is a hooded crow, posing with some appropriate fall colors
Ref photo by Akbar Nemati
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I'm going bald and it's yours
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funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing
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Decided to start reposting some older art after purging my twitter, here's a couple of my all-time favorite comms from back in 2022 ✨️🐍
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Record Some pieces I drew last year Bolly the Walrus and Bastian the Sea lion
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instruments of death before me
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dude you cant say that to his face
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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