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they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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okay but nessie was given the scientific name nessiteras rhombopteryx so she’d be included in the conservation of wild creatures and wild plants act of ‘75.

it’s a felony to shoot bigfoot in washington state.

the human race has sent out messages to the stars, hoping that any extraterrestrials who hear will accept our offer of friendship.

ghost hunters extend their sympathy to the souls of murder victims and bring along items that the spirits loved in life.

I think there’s something very human about the desire to believe in the paranormal. we don’t know if any of these things truly exist, but we make the offer of friendship and protection anyway. I just think it’s really lovely in its own ridiculous way.

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the flesh is willing. the flesh is also eepy.

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he needs it….

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did it work

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Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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The Shepherd of Spring

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having a cyclical mental illness really does feel like being the world's most dogshit necromancer reanimating the same corpse every few months

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going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed