alucardownsmyass

[alucardownsmyass]

aw omg i'm just logging into this account and seeing this!! 🥺💓 i miss michi and the rest of the gang so much, and i honestly don't know where this blog would have drifted off too if i didn't meet y'all. though i've been concentrating on other interests as of recent, the memories in this fandom haven't ended as there's plenty more to be made in the future whenever i feel motivated enough to return! alucard is still a tremendous part of my brainrotted adoration for tall ass, scary men haha!

and i can't get enough of michi's endless ideas encouraging me into conjuring so many plots, so story planning with her is always a MUST! 🤣

Miss you and @alucardownsmyass planning writings together! You both are my favorite writers for Alucard on here! ❤️

I Miss Her Too!

•Yari had a change in the direction of Her life (was going to be positive is all can say) but it meant not able to active on Tumblr.🥺

•She asked me not to repost her material currently so she can edit and improved. One was a short addition of mine that linked into her material.

•Though Hunnie didn't write, I Miss Her too😥. She was came up with good ideas that Yari and I could run with..

•Finally my two curvy Black Goddesses helped me to not be such an ignorant white chick. I am in debt to them..

Thank you so much for your compliment! And I know Yari would love the compliment too!

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i'm about to go through my followers list soon and tumblrs that don't have any posts on their blog are gonna get a nice, fat block. 💞 this is tumblr, not instagram or twitter. lurk accounts here will only get you automatically assumed as a bot, and there's too many writers and artists on here struggling to get attention that the very least you can do is reblog or comment on some of their stuff instead of simply liking or doing nothing at all.

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i'd do absolutely anything for this pretty motherfucker

Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)

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if y'all remember this, y'all have been with me for so long lmao

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he's just like me fr

Alucard: I need rare moments like this.

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his crazed, bloodthristy expressions >>> 😩😫 you fucking nailed it!

ALUCARD from HELLSING

Alucard... ATTACK!

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daddy long limbs. gotta love it

ALUCARD from HELLSING

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incoming spam of this babe's artwork because aaaaaa! this is utterly gorgeous wtf

ALUCARD from HELLSING

what's bothering you?... a nightmare?...

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DON'T FORGET—

i've always had a crush on jack back in the day but when the continuation was released, oh my god. 😩😍 this design straight up makes my legs shake

If he has shaggy hair and a beard, then he's definitely my type 😂❤️ @alucardownsmyass

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Hey beautiful! I hope everything has been alright with you! Just wanted to let you know that your headcanons are amazing and I was wondering if you had some of Alucard with a chubby, black s/o who is a nudist? 💞

hey, babe! i've been okay and thank you so much!! 💓

i absolutely love this ask, btw! i've been going on a little nudist journey myself and it's quite amazing all the physical and mental health benefits your body receives simply from lack of clothing! i almost wanna try going to a nude beach soon haha!

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⚠️ ( 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 ! 𝗕𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗘 , 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗘 ! ♡ )

nudism and self respect have a strong correlation with each other. with each piece of fabric that you began to peel from your flesh as soon as you returned home, you also peeled away your self-doubts. from naturism, many are able to construct a stable body image unlike the modern day's unrealistic conception of beauty. alucard is absolutely against the media's ideals, so he's all for supporting your decision in desiring to be nude any moment you could if it assisted you to feel better about yourself.

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in fact, alucard himself was quite the nudist during the olden ages he was prince of wallachia, particularly after warm soaks inside his baths and going to sleep naked beside whoever was the lucky woman at the time. he is aware how freeing it can be.

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your body combined with the dark color of your skin is ridiculously tempting to someone of his standards, and though his playful, little urges peer through every now and then, he knows that nudity doesn't always just pertain to sex. sometimes he enjoyed simply sitting back, eyes traveling up and down your body as you continued to complete tasks around your house.

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you've caught him shamelessly staring a few times in those instances, of course. especially whenever you bent over to retrieve something, gifting him a wonderful view of your puffy pussy lips. you heard the bold growl from behind, the one that rumbled and signified that he's had enough of the teasing, but did you ever listen? nope! perhaps the reason why you couldn't walk straight the next several days.

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it's often that you strip of your clothing and spread your body across your bedsheets when you're in need of a relaxing cleanse from rummaging thoughts. as soon as you begin to feel yourself falling into slumber is when your eyes then shoot open at the half-expected chuckle that reverberated within the room. alucard emerged through the wall, a grin so profound that it almost seemed to split his face in two. "well, well . . look at you, exposed in all your glory."

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he offers you a massage as well, not only to make up for the fact that he interrupted your peace, but he merely loves glazing his fingertips over every roll, stretch mark, dark spot, etc. that you have. he's gradual and sensual with his powerful touches, so once he gets to your thick, cocoa-butter thighs and grips a nice, firm palm full, you damn near melt.

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he's so damn pretty

Bird of Hermes

{X}

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Got a couple hc's on Alucard's s/o and his butt? 👀

your fingers always slyly found their way grabbing a good handful of his pale backside and squeezing whatever they could when you both embraced each other and shared a long, welcoming kiss. he was aware that he was considered flat to most, but he never did take such offense to it. instead, he'd make his own jokes out of it. "how does it feel to fondle that broomstick back there?"

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perhaps he often teased you because he gained a liking for it, but you'd always reach over and smack his ass whenever you weren't in the mood for his playful antics. it of course didn't faze him one bit, and it of course succeeded in having the exact opposite effect than what you initially intended. it just riles him up even more.

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he'll always know when you're staring even when you don't realize you're doing it yourself, and he quite literally is able to have eyes in the back of his head. "see something you pine for, my dear?" and you quickly looked away in embarrassment, his loud cackle soon to follow. to hell with him and that tight bondage suit that hugged his shape a little too well!

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I've always made it my own personal headcanon that Alucard is very much into short women just bc of how much he is able to tease them about their height so I loved seeing the fact that you're 5'0 😂

hahahaha! no doubt that would be his ONLY reason, too! would most likely not even call them by their name and address them as something like "minnie mouse" 🤣

i'll have to whip up some headcanons of him and a short reader soon!

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IMAGINE #3. ( pls this is so plain but it's one of my favorite kissing clichés in movies & tv shows aaaa! i'm also 5'0 so it's my dream 😭 )

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Hey Yari! I love your stuff and have been looking forward to more Dadcard headcanons! I don't think I have a certain scenario so they can just be random instances if you'd like to do that! Whenever you're ready I'm ready and I'll wait years b/c I know it'll be worth it lol ♥️

eeeek!! thanks a bunch, babe! you are insanely sweet! 😭

regarding the headcanons, i'll make this a continuation of my first set and that his daughter has gotten older; perhaps around six—seven years old!

𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢 : ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢʀᴏ��ɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ!

𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘 : ( ᴅ/ɴ ) = ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ'ꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇ

his daughter absolutely enjoys going out on nightly walks with her father, and perhaps she's come to love them even more than him. she gets super excited at new sights in nature, like discovering and chasing a nearby frog, pointing at moths after they swiftly flutter past her little nose, or picking up pretty pebbles off the ground and giving them to her father as gifts. "daddy, daddy! look what i found!"

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needless to say, he returned to the manor with a pocketful of colorful rocks inside of his coat and a much confused look from his lover's face.

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she enjoyed helping her mother cook breakfast during the early mornings, and sometimes even alucard liked to join. sliced pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries were her favorite and she loved sharing. she'd press the fork into a piece of her strawberry and hold it up to her father's mouth to relish, which he'd happily take with dramatic "nom-nom-nom" sounds just so he could hear her giggle. he'd do anything just to hear her sounds of joy.

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she was at the age where starting her first year in grade one was mandatory, and though alucard preferred his daughter be homeschooled, she eventually ended up attending a public school that her mother or walter brought her to and from since not only did he slumber during the day, but no one trusted the vampire enough to be behind the wheel, anyhow.

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the only time alucard went to his daughter's school was when a parent-teacher conference took place one evening, where he probably scared other students and staff half to death. you're damn right nobody was going to be stupid enough to bully her after seeing the size of that man.

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alucard also likes helping his daughter with her homework. they'll head into the library together where it's quiet and free from distractions. he'll pick out a chair, place her inside his lap and pull out her workbook. "alright. show me what your teacher assigned for you today."

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she flipped to page three and pointed towards a group of addition and subtraction practice problems. "these!"

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alucard is decently patient with her, even if she chooses to purposefully be a goofball.

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"what is 7 + 1?"

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she takes a moment to use those little fingers to count on. "9!"

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"not quite. try again."

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"10!"

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"are you just guessing?"

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integra knows immediately whenever she hears the sounds of girlish laughter echoing throughout the hallways that alucard and his daughter are either playing hide and seek or he's tickling the life out of her. she came to appreciate the sound everytime even if disrupted her work time or meetings.

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when walter starts cleaning the manor on weekends, he likes to blast classics from an old radio. just as he's about to begin wiping down the windows, she's right beside him with a bright smile on her face. "may i help you clean up today, walter?"

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walter's eyebrows went to the sky. that was new. "why certainly, miss (d/n)." he hands her a paper towel and sprays an area on the glass for her to start. those are the days where they spend time cleaning and dancing to the music as they complete task after task. the little one is already going to have great taste in music at such a young age.

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"ewww!" his daughter always grimaces when she catches sight of her mother and father sharing their lips.

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her mother playfully rolls her eyes and places a hand atop her head. "just you wait! someday you're going to have a prince of your own to kiss."

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alucard's eyes instantly glowed at that statement, a raised brow and all. "oh? is she now?" [ cue the overprotective father. ]

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there are some nights where alucard will put on a children's show and lay in bed next to his daughter until it's her bedtime, though she spends absolutely 0 time paying attention to the television. a majority of it she spends jumping on the bed, pouncing on her father's chest or trying to grab at his clothed feet. he sighs, "(d/n). you're going to hurt yourself if you do not sit still. weren't you the one that requested to watch the television?"

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alucard most likely knows better than anyone how horrifically real nightmares can seem to be, so when his daughter knocks on his coffin sniffling and complaining about having had one that woke her up during the break of dawn, he'll let her rest on top of him, keeping the coffin lid open. his fingers softly trail through her hair until he senses that she has fallen asleep.

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"you have to go again? will you be back?" she frowns, viewing as her father and the rest of the crew began to get ready to leave for another assigned mission that would take place outside of london.

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alucard softly chuckles, bending at the knee so he could be at her level in height. he leaves a kiss atop her head and takes her cheeks between his index and thumb, squishing her frown into a smile. "sooner than you may think, little one. i need you to stay put and behave for your mother for the time being until my return. you can do that for me, can't you?"

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and it's quite often that when he returns from said mission that's had him away from her for weeks, that he'll always bring back a little surprise for her to indulge in, ranging from stuffed toys, barbie dolls, coloring books, little makeup kits that he sometimes let her practice her skills on him with; whatever he knew her little heart desired!

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IMAGINE #2. ( hoping my recent anon who has severe anxiety comes across this! you deserve it! )

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I watched and finished Hellsing for the first time last month and haven't been able to stop since, it's too good 😭 this is about to be my 4th time watching lol

Found your account and I love it!

this is meeee lmao! i've watched hellsing and ultimate so many times to where i've memorized and am able to repeat the lines word for word! 🤣

thank you and welcome to the fandom since you're a bit new! glad to see that hellsing still has such a lively bundle of fans after so many years, as it SHOULD!