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meow

mrrp

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on etsy for pig collecting reasons and obsessed with this extremely old handsewn pig made out of a burlap feed bag..... ooooh she is so perfect..

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Jack Emodew…

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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This is a silly goose check in. Serious geese keep scrolling.

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A powwow, anywhere

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"all you need is love" wrong. scallions as well

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The "clanker," "rust monkey," "wire back" shit is exhibit #78946382991 of why America desperately needs a cultural revolution. How is this something your mind conjures for fun? You will be reeductated.

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

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it drives me up the wall how pop psychology has led to people thinking trauma bonding is "people bonding in wake of trauma"

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this is my impression of an average tiktok comment section on a very normal video of somebody baking cookies. bruhhh i would never eat this much 🤣 you must be big backed as hell 🤣🤣 this is whats wrong with our country 🤣🤣🤣 eating two cookies in one sitting is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i dont even eat sugar but yall stay safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ops greed sickens me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dont show me this when i had 2 almonds and an ozempic shot for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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like how dare I have hobbies, right?

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I knoweth what’s occurring hence. I knoweth what’s occurring hence. Verily? I do. And if thou dost desire me to meander behind the scenes to reveal the secrets... I am the sole soul out of the circle, it would appear... and if we dost examine mine own score here— I require not to tread to the fore, for I ken well what it doth be. 'Tis a grand and ample GOOSE EGG, good fellows. 'Tis a FAT ZERO. HAIL!! A late addition to the numeral chart bestowed upon us by our kin from Arabia, a trifle of lore that I possess regarding the annals of numbers. Such a morsel would serve me right in sundry games of trivia, save it hath been RIGGED FROM THE OUTSET! Oh, I have but scarcely BEGUN to unravel this tapestry, dear companions. Thou wouldst surmise in a contest where only TWO choices may be deemed correct, one might STUMBLE UPON the right answer at times, wouldst thou not? In sooth, the odds of NEVER guessing rightly in the entire venture is a STATISTICAL MARVEL, and yet, HERE WE STAND. Presented at the zenith of the game as a champion, what thinkest thou that doth signify? Icarus, soaring too near the sun. Yet it seems Daedalus, our crafty artisan, possessed waxen wings of his own, did he not? Yearned to witness his progeny fall. To plunge from the heavens. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he did fly! Yet I shall NOT ABIDE IT. I untangled thy labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur hath fled and thou art to receive the horns, good sir!

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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