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i poisoned the water supply. now everyone's dead.

oops

a t1fu su8m1ss1on?

at th1s t1mƐ of the sweep at th1s t1mƐ of n1ght 1n th1s part of grum8lr?

wow

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morning reblog

dusting off this old blog to advertise a bit

hiya! are you interested in homestuck rp? want a new spot to throw your ocs and blorbos in? getting tired of drama happening every other week in unnamed large grumblr related discord servers? well then boy do i have the place for you! come join us at the The Incipisphere! an almost brand new homestuck rp server! drama free guaranteed or your money back!

come check it out! https://discord.gg/GnA45yDbC3

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dusting off this old blog to advertise a bit

hiya! are you interested in homestuck rp? want a new spot to throw your ocs and blorbos in? getting tired of drama happening every other week in unnamed large grumblr related discord servers? well then boy do i have the place for you! come join us at the The Incipisphere! an almost brand new homestuck rp server! drama free guaranteed or your money back!

come check it out! https://discord.gg/GnA45yDbC3

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too latƐ! cant stop mƐ now!

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congrats on thƐ promot1on! anyways 1 GUƐSS 1LL 8Ɛ ƐAT1NG YOU TOO THƐN

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

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f1rstly, whƐn d1d grum8lr hq 8urn down? sƐcondly, who put you 1n chargƐ? th1rdly, WHY DO YOU WANT TO ƐAT MƐ WHAT

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WHY 1S THAT A RULƐ????????

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

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pardon?

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

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mƐnt1on jumpscarƐ

th1s 8log r1sƐs from 1ts gravƐ

8ut yƐah haha thƐrƐ arƐ TONS of us tƐals on th1s hƐlls1tƐ

H47h 4ny0n3 3l7h3 n0717h3d 7h3y''vw3 n07 7h33n 4 7h1ngl3 0l1wv3 6l00d 0n grum6lr?? 4r3 4ll 7h3 0l1wv37h 0n Ch1773r??

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OOC: the link for the discord server is expired.

ooc: fixed it! it shouldnt expire now, sorry about that

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>< uh hey yall. iim karlee kottiin and iim just gonna talk abt my liife on here ii guess siince iive got nothiing better to do. they/any, alterniian (ii thiink), goldblood. my pfp iis my lusus. hiis name iis Meat and hes allergiic to iit ><

(ooc: hi. a new thing joins the fray. no real theme or inspo beyond random grumblr blogs which ill tag under the cut.

@alternian-survival-advice @alterniatifu @alternia-confessions @quadrant-horror-stories @her-ethereal-royalty @wriggler-naming-suggestions @aita-alternia @grafitti-translator @quadrantpunk @vitriolicperceptive @mutant-advice @troll-medicull-advice @beforus-for-real-justice @hemoachromatic @askingalternians @alternian-cringe-collector @cheshire-oddities @invertedromance2 @alternian-relationship-advice @lowblood-advice @alternian-life-advice i am in too gotdamn deep

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oh n1cƐ 3500?

you got a prƐtty good dƐal on that

xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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h1gh8loods just tƐnd to 8Ɛ l1kƐ that

one t1mƐ on th1s 8log a purplƐ8lood just stra1ght up lost thƐ1r 8ulgƐ

1 th1nk thƐ Ɛx-anon that now runs @grumblr-staff st1ll has 1t

xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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2ooooo i've lurked a bi7 and 2en7 a few a2k2 around bu7 i gue22 I 2hould make a proper grumblr accoun7

Im al7ernian, gold, he/him , be7ween 0 and 70 2eep2, no7 dead ye7

A2k2 are alway2 more 7hen welcome!

I dunno how grumblr really work2 2o im ju27 gonna 7ag pre77y much everyone I follow on grumble under 7he read more

@gyratingass @quadrant-query @bullettimetablature @terrifaecapathy @askingalternians @eyencogneyeto-polls @trollsgettingreallymadatfood @crypticawoo @rgbrotten @mutant-advice @banefulabodement @idiots-of-alternia @culledcuriosities @burninggills @alternian-mutant-madness @cheshire-oddities @highbloodhateblog @quadrantpunk @trickclown-alternia @vitriolicperceptive @invertedromance2 @cacophonous-anomaly @wriggler-naming-suggestions @troll-medicull-advice @hydropurgerthoughts @alternian-life-advice @hemoanon-advice @quadrant-horror-stories @theparadoxspace @alternian-cringe-collector @aimlessgambler @alterniatifu @aita-alternia @tealblood-throwaway @beforus-for-real-justice @approximateknowledge

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xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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“Hello All! I’ve Been Scrolling Through Grumblr For A Hot Minute And Decided To Bite The Bullet Train! This Is Where You Can Ask Alternians A Bunch Of Things! Rules Are As Follows:”

“Anon On, No Doxxing, Be Smart. Remember To KYS: Keep Yourself Safe! Don’t Want Anything On My Conscience.”

”This Isn’t A Poll Blog, Don’t Send Polls! There Are Plenty Of Other Grumblrs For That.”

”Be Civil. No Beforus/Human/Cherub/Whatever Discourse. No Casteism (Up Or Down). No Quadrantism. Keep Your Pieholes Shut For Once!”

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TIFU by not realizing 5ometroll didn’t reciprocate my pitch feeling5 until now…..I ju5t got back on Grumblr after taking a pan health break, and what do I 5ee????? The troll I thought wa5 pitch-flirting with me begging you for advice on how to turn me down.…. (cool blog btw) I’m gonna cull my5elf, how do I mi5read other troll5 thi5 often????? I literally have p5ychic power5 😭😭😭😭😭

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