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I love that age when little girls get really  weird and mystical and savage

Like nine through eleven years old, those are some weird years for us

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Darkcornerbooks from Portugal, Bruno Santos, brilliantly illustrates some of the lesser known monsters. From a 400-year-old spider who eats handsome men to the ghost of a whale that brings famine. These terrifying monsters are sure to haunt your dreams.

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Reptiles, from A history of the earth and animated nature, 1856.

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MBTI as D&D players

INFJ: writes an edgy, complicated backstory but only shows up to one session

INTJ: min/maxer, has played D&D since the age of 5

ENTJ: actually just the GM

ENFJ: lawful good cleric who does a lot of very unlawful, ungood things

ESFJ: takes way too long to describe every single basic action they do 

ESTJ: rules lawyer, probably a paladin, never misses a session

ISFJ: plays whatever the party needs but doesn’t really know whats going on

ISTJ: they studied the blade

ENFP: solves problems creatively but immediately stumbles into obvious traps

INFP: claims to hate marysues but they actually play a marysue

ENTP: should probably be banned from D&D

INTP: knows all the lore and how to min/max but never actually plays

ESTP: hack and slash focused player but creative with combat & tactics

ISTP: they only want the coolest magical loot

ESFP: the bard, will eventually cause a tpk

ISFP: sketches everyone’s characters, only in it for the rp scenes

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[Wondermark] this is the coolest thing.

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When you’re listening to Our Fair City and Dr. west’s voice goes from high to deep…

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what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

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The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

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Dionysus: You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth

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They’re a good boy. (via imgur)

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Apple has air. Amazon has fire. Google has earth. I think Microsoft should probably make something like water

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“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

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