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"Oh! My name's Gaster! Nice to meet you Alex!Hey it's alright. I know some people don't feel comfortable sharing information like that. But ya know, I guess if we're gonna be friends it would make sense. I guess i'll try to share as much info as I can with you! Without giving away anything too personal of course."

“So..do you have a name?..I’m Alex, well if you want to know a bit about me since I..don’t want to leave you out in the dark.”

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“Temmies are adorable!” (Rule check!)

"Oh gosh, I know right? Lately though, i've noticed a shortage in Temmies around Waterfall. It's strange."((Thanks for reading the rules!))

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Snagged from: @hsheaddogs

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it

Bold what bad habits apply to your muse; strikethrough habits they’ve kicked; italicizehabits they cant stand in others

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Swearing | Fingernail chewing | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulse decisions | Obsessive phone checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama | Secret teller | Skipping class | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the carton | Yelling | Too much internet | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Buzzfeed | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing/grinding | Shoplifting | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting | Free loading | Littering | One-Upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary Aggression | Talking during movies | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly Prideful

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"Oh, well that's okay, I already have enough candy anyways. But...I can't help but feel bad for you. No one should miss out on a holiday like this! Free candy are two great words ya know! O-of course if you aren't feeling well you don't half to celebrate, you should probably get some rest."

Since most monsters in Snowdin didn't know about Halloween he didn't have any candy. Buy he felt sympathy for the othet and cared more about his health.

"Um...maybe next year will be better? I would give you some candy but I don't...uh...have any with me at the moment."

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“Not feeling very talkative today? T-that’s okay. I just just wanted to know if you were gonna dress up for the holiday! I assumed you were celebrating since you’re so…scary…”

Horror is frightening the child a tiny bit.

* head hurts. every word takes an immense amount of effort. the kinda effort a kid like you couldn’t understand. shouldn’t understand. i appreciate the well wishes… but i don’t have anything to celebrate.

He closes his eye sockets with a deep, steadying breath inward. It looks like he might fall asleep mid-conversation.

* besides. i already said i was gonna be the scariest thing i could think of to be. myself. there was a second part to that, but it’s not the sorta thing you should hear. i’d offer you some candy instead before i run you off, but i don’t have any.

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"Not feeling very talkative today? T-that's okay. I just just wanted to know if you were gonna dress up for the holiday! I assumed you were celebrating since you're so...scary..."

Horror is frightening the child a tiny bit.

"Hi, Horror! Happy Halloween!"

* -ween.

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“Temmies are adorable!” (Read the rules.)

"Woah! Another skeleton? You like Temmies too? That's awesome! You should come with me to visit Temmie Village sometime!"//Thanks for reading the rules!//

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“oxygen went on a date with potassium. it went OK!”

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Dear future me,

Dear future me...I'm not sure if you are reading this but it's me...past you. I hope by now you've found Sans and Papyrus, I wish I knew how they were doing...take care of them for me, I know they argued quite a bit when they were still here...take care of yourself too, and make sure Frisk's soul stays safe. Well, thank you for reading this.~Younger you

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Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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Welcome To My Playground

[The human stood before a small pile of dust, snickering, brushing off the remaining dust off of his letteman jacket, his back turned to you. Oh! Seems that he heard your feet shuffling behind him. He turned around slowly, and met your gaze, beaming]

* Oh, didn’t see ya there, pal. [Alpha cleared his throat, giving a bright smile] * Howdy! I’m Alpha! Alpha, the human! [His expression grew thoughtfull as he tapped on his chin, looking to the side, his grin never leaving his face] * Hmm… You’re new to the underground, arent’cha? [Alpha clapped his hands together, giving a bigger, brighter grin. Just how far can his mouth stretch? His human form seemed… Broken, unnatural] * GOLLY! You must be SO confused! * Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! [With a nod, Alpha spread his arms to his side, as if welcoming you] * …Guess little old me would have to do!

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"Well...i'm 11 years old but if we wanna get into scientific stuff i'm like older than 20 probably, it's a little confusing and sorta personal so i'd rather not get too deep into that. But i'm more concerned about why everyone is gone. What happened here?"

"H-hi! What's your name?" *The small child poked Cookie's leg through his extra long sleeves hiding his hands.*

Cookie blinked and looked down at the child. “Oh hello there! My name is Cookie. Whats yours?”