alreadyregrettin
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Jesus christ here we go again
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alreadyregrettin · 1 month ago
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alreadyregrettin · 1 month ago
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alreadyregrettin · 2 months ago
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Watching a film with my dad about french dudes killing other french dudes. Wonderful btw. But the killing spree is making Paris an obstacle race. And also, like, so unsanitary. A dude falls dead on the fruit market. Jesus, man, pick a place.
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alreadyregrettin · 2 months ago
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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog
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alreadyregrettin · 3 months ago
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all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief
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alreadyregrettin · 5 months ago
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alreadyregrettin · 6 months ago
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giving myself a gay ass transgender ass haircut 20 mins before leaving for work if this looks bad im going to (remembers i shouldnt joke about suicide) hold my.. dick. in my hand
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alreadyregrettin · 6 months ago
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Went for a run.
Tried the natural park route, thinking it would be therapeutic, that it would connect my heartbeat, my breathing and my soul with nature.
Ended the run eating a bunch of small mosquitoes.
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alreadyregrettin · 6 months ago
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER (AFFECTIONATE)
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alreadyregrettin · 6 months ago
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alreadyregrettin · 6 months ago
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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alreadyregrettin · 8 months ago
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its them omg
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alreadyregrettin · 8 months ago
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[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish
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alreadyregrettin · 8 months ago
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like a murmuring brook
curving about you
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alreadyregrettin · 9 months ago
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Yes hi hello I have a question regarding the Oppenheimer movie:
What drug did the director stuff on his nostrils when he directed the sex scene between the Scientist Ant and Florence Pugh?
A man, sitting on a bed, reciting/translating a poem originally written in SANSKRIT, while Florence Pugh is riding him AND holding the book.
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These are the kind of things that sound ✨amazing✨ in your head, but nowhere else
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alreadyregrettin · 9 months ago
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At work, drinking a red bull. I thought to myself "well it's not very classy to drink this here. I'm gonna pour it somewhere instead of going around with the can". I get a glass because there are no cups.
Now I go through the office drinking from a glass some beverage with the colour of carbonated PISS
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alreadyregrettin · 9 months ago
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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
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