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CONGRATS TO THE WINNER THE STARCANWRECKEDPULP SEXYMAN BRACKET OF 2024, HUMAN!WIGGLY!

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Mama Mega: WHY WON'T YOU EAT THE BANANA??? Curt: BECAUSE THE BANANA KILLED MY PARTNER OK???

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I have such a dumb idea

a vhscc fandom week nowhere near December

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Miss Holloway! Pop star. Diner owner. Witch?

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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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If any of y’all didn’t know, there’s a free online library, aka

https://openlibrary.org/

and I found like, twelve ebooks I’ve been wanting to read on there, and blasted through like three of them during the course of a boring-ass shift.

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"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

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YO????

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list of things im handling well currently

1- 2- 3-

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if anyone would like a new starkid friend, pls dm me!!!

i really really want starkid friends and im not entirely sure how to go about it other than this. i’d love a new friend, especially if they know starkid stuff bc my irl friends know so little bc they don’t care as much as me lol

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Top ten lyrics of the year‼️

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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

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This argument needs to be solved

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Old buddy(sexual), old pal(derogatory)

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Liking Hatchetfield men is a spectrum between "He's so horrible 😊 I would let him make my life worse 😊 I love him sm"

and

"He's so utterly pathetic 😊 Just absolutely sopping wet 😊 Completely useless 😊 I love him sm"

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i saw an edit that transitions from pete to ted, and i had a moment where i was like "damn the casting is so good they really look so alike" and then i was like. those are both joey richter. those guys are the same guy. i'm an idiot.