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overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii

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Hey baby *leaning on my blog

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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do i piss you off platonically. are you mad at me forever as a friend

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"What if Goromi was more in line with Majima's personal style post-Zero and also from the 1980's" was a thought I followed to it's inevitable conclusion last night

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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in light of the recent events maybe consider a donation to the Navajo Water Project if you can afford it

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no one will know which one it is.

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Miku from your culture meme— but we go mash it up TRINIDAD STYLE✨✨🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🦅🦅

Have to rep my people!!

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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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*between kisses to the top of my cat's tiny head* you are disgusting! You're despicable! You shouldn't exist! You're a monument to scientific hubris! You will be the downfall of humanity! I love you!

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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hhhhhhhhhh...

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trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going