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Hello I'd like to report a murder💀

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Neil Newbon streams himself playing BG3 (if you're just finding this out, you're welcome) and he occasionally falls into some pure Astarion behavior. Audio from this stream, also featuring Tom de Ville and Halsin actor Dave Jones.

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TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT DAY 7: Vampires - Abigail (2024) dir. Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

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next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

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important news update: i referred to my dog as "miss ariana grande" and he responded, indicating to me that poor miss grande may have become soul swapped with my idiot wizard dog. if anybody has had this happen b4 pls advise cuz idk what to do rn

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

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nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths

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That's not how demographics work.