Just an ordinary person trying to be magic | Nonbinary/Genderfluid | all pronouns
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what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???
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Search is turning up nothing, but that's Tumblr even if there is something, so:
Have I told you guys about my many adventures with the brothel massage parlour around the corner from my house yet?
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the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny
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i've been watching the life series recently so here's a grian fanart. grian from 3rd life maybe i wasn't actually thinking of anything specific hahah.
i heard him say in his hermitcraft tour video that his eyes are just holes and it just gave me an immediate urge to draw it.
gahhh i think i'm just gonna rant here now. grian's pov of 3rd life was so good and everything that follows up in double life and wild life is so so good. very good amount of angst and drama. i think secret life had the most fun premise. it's the only one i've been watching all the other povs of hahah. limited life was deffo one of my favs aswell just cuz of the chaos. it allows for way more deaths and it makes it more pvp focused in a way which i absolutely love.
i may or may not finish this and actually color and render it depending on how much people like it
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Honestly, I don't mind the proliferation of emojis in casual online communication because it makes my favourite sort of bit much easier to pull off. Saying patently absurd shit in a perfect deadpan used to be hard to convey in pure text, and now all I have to do is punctuate and avoid using little cartoons.
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i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me
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Video credit - @harlequin.grim on Instagram
So lovely to see that there are such good clown owners out there!
This clown I believe is a pierrot/circus mix! This video is a great example of how to provide your clowns with stimulation while on outings and how to be a responsible owner!
(all activities should obviously be tailored to breed)
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Alison Friend - Douglas Made A Portrait Of His Best Friend Paul.
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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???
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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit Edit since I didn't expect this to blow up: By 'acting like hot shit' I mean having confidence in yourself and not getting bogged down by what strangers think of you, not 'become a self absorbed asshole' lmao
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do something good today.
call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.
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