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Savage Spin-Out - Do your pokémon have any accessories?

Capbert has a stupid little top hat =)

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?ohnifer (Pronounced Johnifer). There. Free name

My family has a weird tradition: if a pregnant person sees an Unown, they should name their child using the letter seen. My cousin saw a question mark Unown. What now?

"o ancient sigils of eons past, creators of the lexicon, tell me the name of mine young babe"

"idfk"

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Being inspired by @paradise-pkmn-sanctuary, I'm going to do my own universal Pokemon radomizer... But with a twist. Reblog this post and I will send you a surprise twist Pokemon!

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Incorrect

is mayonnaise a pokemon

No.

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FUCK MY SHIT UP!

neils super cool pokéblr ask game ✨

legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta

you get 1 wish but only if u use it for spite. what is it

@ another user n start some beef

stupidest injury uve ever gotten

stupidest injury uve ever GIVEN

fight to the death 1-on-1 not a battle im talkin a FIGHT choose yr opponent: ursaring or ghost

whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)

worst food crime uve committed

pick 1 of yr pkmn. whats the funniest way it could kill you rn

take a sec to consider ur shitlist. whos been on it the longest

object in arms reach thatd make the best impromptu weapon

object in arms reach thatd make the FUNNIEST impromptu weapon

most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)

dumbest hill ur willin to die on

u get an envelope fulla glitter. who u mailin that to

gym leader/e4 member/fuckin league guy idk what y'all have ur gayest for

what the fuck is yr problem

pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt

pettiest thing u would do w a time machine

rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool

bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall

absolute dumbest place uve ever had a pkmn battle

which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells

which if yr pkmn is most likely to kill someone else for kicks

u get to pick 1 superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u do w it

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.-- .... -.-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. ... - . -. / - --- / .-.. .- -.. -.-- / ..-. .-.. --- .-. .- .. -. ..--..

-Cappie

(OOC translation: Why would you listen to lady Florain?)

HEY I JUST SAW???? REGIICE?????????

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LICK IT!

HEY I JUST SAW???? REGIICE?????????

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MURDER GECKO!!!

ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Please

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FUUUUUUUUU!!!! I forgot my other baby Canary!!! I’m a monster!!!!! Found this little fucker in the dumpster I live in! Never technically caught him in the dumpster I live in, but whatever, still my zappy son! I AM SO SORRY CANARY!!!

Helo! I found a funky little device with the ability to connect ti the internet in the trash and am now using it to do the funny Rotomblr thing!

Oh shi! Das Me!

Was born in Alola, moved to Paldae, moved to Johto, moved to Paldae, moved to Alola, moved to Paldae, moved to Alola, and now I live amongst the Trubbish here in Kalos! To meet my bois(?):

Capbert is my partner and first Pokemon from when I was a little girl (back when I WAS a girl lel). Has lived with me since! Big old cuddler who knows how to treat a (former) lady. We also figured out that they can plug themselves in on here and communicate with you all! Got anything to say Cappie?

.-.. .- -.. -.-- / ..-. .-.. --- .-. .- .. -. --..-- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / --. . - / .- / .--- --- -... / .. / ... .-- . .- .-. / - --- / .- .-. -.-. -.-.-- / .. .-..-. -- / ... --- / - .. .-. . -.. / --- ..-. / .-.. .. ...- .. -. --. / .. -. / .- -. / .- .-. -.-. / -.. .- -- -. / --. .- .-. -... .- --. . / -.-. .- -. -.-.--

Oh yeah, forgot to mention they’re messages come out like that… Oh well!

There’s also little baby Fish! I stole them from the Aether Foundation =D! Don’t worry about it! They’re baby! If you touch my little nb fish child, I will hit you with a stick!

//ooc: ye, same guy behind @lavendertownfreak here with another rp blog! While Damian and Vi are very grounded people, thought it would be fun to give the totally unhinged friend of their’s Florain a blog! If you wanna see the inner machinations of Florain’s mind, why not drop a follow! (Blanket unreality warning btw)

Also yes, all posts from Capbert will indeed be in morse code. Hopefully that won’t be TOO annoying…

(If I ever interact with anyone as Capbert, I’ll be sure to put an OOC translation beneath for convenience, but you’re on your own for straight posts.)

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YES

neils super cool pokéblr ask game ✨

legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta

you get 1 wish but only if u use it for spite. what is it

@ another user n start some beef

stupidest injury uve ever gotten

stupidest injury uve ever GIVEN

fight to the death 1-on-1 not a battle im talkin a FIGHT choose yr opponent: ursaring or ghost

whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)

worst food crime uve committed

pick 1 of yr pkmn. whats the funniest way it could kill you rn

take a sec to consider ur shitlist. whos been on it the longest

object in arms reach thatd make the best impromptu weapon

object in arms reach thatd make the FUNNIEST impromptu weapon

most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)

dumbest hill ur willin to die on

u get an envelope fulla glitter. who u mailin that to

gym leader/e4 member/fuckin league guy idk what y'all have ur gayest for

what the fuck is yr problem

pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt

pettiest thing u would do w a time machine

rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool

bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall

absolute dumbest place uve ever had a pkmn battle

which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells

which if yr pkmn is most likely to kill someone else for kicks

u get to pick 1 superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u do w it

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Cappie is a Toedscruel who has a tiny little cracked monocle on one eye and usually has this metal rod we found in at least one tentacle!

Fish is the babiest little Phione (I believe that’s what she is)! They unfortunately have what looks like a black eye at all times (they’ve had it since I got them a couple years ago, might be a birth mark or something), and are very slightly desaturated.

I’m bored, reblog this with what species/ a description/ image of your Pokemon(s) and I’ll draw them.

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Reblog this for free Pokémon themed anon asks

RP and RL blogs welcome

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im curious about something sooo uhh hey pokebloggers that follow me, reblog and tag this post with the first pokemon you had and how old you were when you got it!

and i mean like your pokemon family pokemon dont count xD

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mythical pokémon pokéblr asks!

Mew: talk about your first pokémon!

Celebi: what is one thing you wish you could tell your past self?

Jirachi: if you could have one wish (and no wishing for more wishes!) what would it be?

Deoxys: what is a trait you have in front of some people but not others?

Phione: what do you think about your hometown?

Manaphy: talk about your bonds with your pokémon!

Darkrai: talk about something you are afraid of!

Shaymin: what are you grateful for?

Arceus: are there any spiritual or religious rituals that are important to you?

Victini: talk about an important personal victory or triumph!

Keldeo: talk about a belief you feel very strongly about!

Meloetta: what kind of music do you like?

Genesect: what is something you still have after a very long time? how has it changed?

Diancie: talk about something you think is beautiful!

Hoopa: what is something you really, really want for yourself?

Volcanion: what is something that makes you mad?

Magearna: talk about something you have made yourself!

Marshadow: talk about something you learned from someone else!

Zeraora: what is something you have protected, or is important to you to protect?

Meltan: how do you express affection for someone?

Melmetal: talk about a legend or story you like!

Zarude: how are you with children?

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Some fuckin punk wanted to battle me earlier, I guess they wanted my garbage horde. I bet the weren’t expecting me to respond to them sending out their Krokorok by grabbing a loose PVC pipe I keep by my dumpster for this exact situation and charging in!

Why risk harming my baby (Fish) or my closest tentacled buddy (Capbert) when I can be the Pokemon?

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mint ask game

hardy - what's a pretty tough situation that you and/or your pokemon managed to get out of?

lonely - have you ever wanted to be around a specific person/pokemon? why?

brave - any times where you or your pokemon stepped up to protect one another?

adamant - whats a hot take you have that you refuse to change?

naughty - have you/your pokemon ever purposely done something you/they weren't supposed to do?

bold - what was the most reckless thing you/your pokémon have ever done

docile - when would you say you or your pokemon are the most submissive?

relaxed - what's something that calms you down/makes you happy

impish - what's something bad you thought of doing but ended up not doing?

lax - what do you do in your free time?

timid - what makes you or your pokemon flustered?

hasty - would you say that you and your pokemon are slow and steady or fast and sporadic?

serious - what kinds of topics do you never joke around with?

jolly - do you have a favorite holiday? what is it and why do you enjoy celebrating it?

naive - how hard would it be to convince you/your pokemon to believe or do something you're skeptical to?

modest - if you had to cut back on something you did/have all the time, what would it be?

mild - on a scale of 1 to 10, how patient are you?

quiet - would you consider you/your pokemon sociable? how so?

bashful - what's something that makes you/your pokemon feel shy?

rash - have you ever lost your cool before? if so, when?

calm - favorite warm drink?

gentle - favorite flower/plant?

sassy - do you have a rival? how would you describe your relationship with them?

careful - favorite pokemon/pokemon type to care for?

quirky - drop a kin. if you were a pokemon, what would you be?

reblog to let your followers know they can ask you these