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stardust the isopod!! 🌌⭐️🪲

gift for @nekochan700 and pattern by TumAnnArt!

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Tufted Mushroom Throw Pillow

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at this very moment a man is explaining the plot of something media to a woman…stay strong queen it will be over soon

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Absolutely blew my mind when I found out it wasnt the YouTube Poop and Les Miserables(2012)'s camerawork was actually just like that

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

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I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious 

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who wants to see my minecraft cottage

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byby mananggraa

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me: i reject materialism. Im literally not buying anything ever again as it cannot make me happy. what i own should not define me

a tshirt with like idk a tiny strawberry on it: 🍓 :)

me: well i absolutely must have this or i will literally die in agony.

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if you don’t got a switch and i don’t got a switch then.. whos playing these games

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Seeing a lot of misinformation flying around regarding lesbian flags this year, particularly the pink one, so here’s my attempt to set the record straight!

FAQ/Common Misconceptions and Sources are listed below the cut - if anything in this post contradicts what you’ve heard, I’d encourage you to read through them before responding.

Please DO NOT promote flag redesigns on this post :)

Keep reading

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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

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just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

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Every Tyler, the Creator album cover in the style of every other Tyler, the Creator album cover