aloe-vera-princess

[aloe-vera-princess]

[aloe-vera-princess]

Former girl scouts: yeah idk it just kinda seemed like house wife training

Former boy scouts: yeah it was basically lord of the flies with a homophobic youth pastor. One time we [most fucked up story you've ever heard]

[aloe-vera-princess]

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[aloe-vera-princess]

Something I really think got lost on the cis white guy marxists of the 21st century is the understanding that what dialectics really highlights is the fact that the only forces that exist in the universe are the natural processes enacted by it and that we are shaped solely by those forces and can never ever work, exist, or think outside of them, and we are only watching nature play out based on those natural laws. Communism will never be about dominating or being on top of nature, it’s about accepting our place in it, whatever that is.

[aloe-vera-princess]

[aloe-vera-princess]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[aloe-vera-princess]

hmmm

[aloe-vera-princess]

goodnight all you sluts, whores, harlots, gamers, nerds, bitches, chads, virgins, piss drinkers, my chemical romance fans, shrimp, pixies, tax evaders, motherfuckers, and 17th century archers with impeccable aim

[aloe-vera-princess]

Fuck Bill Clinton, all my homies hate Bill Clinton. 

[aloe-vera-princess]

"brunette pussy got me discussing geopolitics"

[aloe-vera-princess]

my cat wrote this

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[aloe-vera-princess]

Switzerland, the most egregiously superfluous European nation. Just a bunch of Frenches, Italians, and Germans having some kind of sick orgy in the mountains

[aloe-vera-princess]

[aloe-vera-princess]

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

[aloe-vera-princess]

impulse shoplifting