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alien stage incorrect quotes except it's high schoolers using brainrot

till, stressing over a test in five minutes he just found out about: chat i'm actually so cooked luka, who also just found out: womp womp lil bro guess you should've checked canvas

ivan: mewing to outmog the looksmaxxers till: what in ohio are you talking about sua: *sigh* we should've left you at the orphanage hyuna: straight up 'cronking' it hyuna: and by it. i mean. my gta6 mizi: ?????

luka, leaning over to stage whisper: oomf got off that grindset to be delulu over two guys in a mid off ivan: yapmeister skibidiing up kid named finger. cringe alert? sua, without looking up from her phone: he gets five big booms—— skibidiing up WHO

mizi: can you stop it with this nonsense? till: hey mizi that's not very sigma of you till: i mean. sorry :(

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alien stage characters and their favorite ao3 tags

mizi: mutual pining

sua: established relationship

till: slow burn

ivan: unrequited love

luka: friends to enemies to lovers

hyuna: found family

hyunwoo: family bonding

acorn (r2): ambiguous/open ending

marty (r3): coming of age

durian (r4): idiots in love

isaac: angst with a happy ending

dewey: crack treated seriously

jacob: domestic fluff

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high school superlatives alien stage characters would probably receive (according to me)

mizi: most likely to brighten someone's day

sua: future nobel prize winner

till: most artistic

ivan: most dependable

luka: most likely to succeed

hyuna: most likely to fight aliens

hyunwoo: most gullible

acorn (r2): most likely to trip at graduation

marty (r3): quietest

durian (r4): most likely to drop their phone in the toilet

isaac: worst case of senioritis

dewey: worst at keeping secrets

+ feel free to add your own!

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+ comment/rb as what their majors would be!