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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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I think if an f1 race keeps being boring about 30 laps in they should just bring out the mario kart item boxes.

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Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

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I'm sleepy. Im so tired. I'm laying in my bed right now and I'm very cozy, but I don't know what can be done about my sleepiness. sadly this problem is unsolvable I think

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record set for me having 3 mutuals who love transmission towers & pylons. next i will be shooting for mutuals interested in spring making machines

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shoutout to devotion so deep it borders on heresy/treason, has to be one of my favorite types of relationship

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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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Straya! #pizza #cockatoo

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ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

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This tweet snaps against my mind like a rubber band whenever I start idling a little too long in the land of my frivolous doldrums… it’s my version of that Jemima Kirke “you all think about yourselves too much” screenshot

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Tattoo of a dick on each inner thigh to give off a cerberus type impression

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Ceramic vessel in the form of a coati, Colima culture (Central Mexico), 200 BC - 500 AD

from The LA County Museum of Art

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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