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Queen Kurt, at your service. Sixteen. New York City. Gay, although I love my ladies. Coffee. Browsing tabloids. Cheap wine. Menthol cigarettes. Big cars. Sky line. Boyfriend. Cat person. Broadway. Designer clothes. Singing. Italian men. Model. French. Beaches. Party. Pianist. Fake I.D. [Application] [RP Account] [Relationships] [Para] [Texts] [Followers]
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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[Text]Perfect then because tomorrow, you and I will be going over some lesson plans to see if you're up for it.
Sounds exciting. I can't wait.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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Text: Hey gorgeous, you owe me a cookie basket! Guess who's finally in New York?
Lady Gaga???
I will have your cookie basket in under an hour, mama. 
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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[Text]I don't care what they think, if I want you to help me with lessons then you will help me with lessons. If they don't like it, they can leave~ Plus, Kira is going to help me teach one lesson, you can help me teach a lesson to them as well if you think you're teaching material.
Mmm. I don't know if I am, though. While I like bossing people around and spreading the wealth of information in my mind, I don't see me actually teaching. But I would be happy to assist you in your lessons. I'm not you, but I'm not too bad at acting.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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[Text]Have I told you lately,that I love you~I would be singing to you right now, but I'm slaving over lesson plans and scripts so this will have to do for now. You better be smiling, Hummel.
I might be smiling, St. James. Has anyone told you lately how incredibly sweet you are? Because you're practically sugar. Do you want some help with your lessons? Well, planning them. I don't think your students would appreciate being taught by someone their age or younger.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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This boy is excited to see some fireworks tonight. ~Happy 4th of July~
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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queenoftheuppereast-:
almostporcelain:
New York misses you, sweetheart. And by New York, I mean me.
I miss you too, honey! But you don’t have to miss me anymore ;)
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You have no idea how happy I am to hear that. Someone needs to spoil the mohawk babies. And that someone is Uncle Kurt~
Okay, I admit it. I miss New York.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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nyc-jesse:
And got bubble tea instead for once.
It’s really good, I think I might get this on a daily basis rather than coffee.
Yuck. That stuff makes me vomit like no other. Kindly brush your teeth before coming near me.
I Skipped Coffee
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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queenoftheuppereast-:
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I don’t even care if people start staring at this baby bump the size of Jupiter. And it doesn’t matter if people start talking about me and Puck… I mean, we don’t even have to sell the house. We could stay here if we ever drop by St. Louis again…
New York misses you, sweetheart. And by New York, I mean me.
Okay, I admit it. I miss New York.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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wildthingrachel:
1. Three things I want to say to three different people. 2. One of my insecurities. 3. What turns me on. 4. One of my bad habits. 5. Who I wish I could be. 6. Where I want to be right now. 7. The last thing I ate. 8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately. 9. What song I’m currently listening to. 10. The last time I cried and why. 11. Something I’m excited about. 12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself. 13. Three things I want right now.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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queenoftheuppereast-:
ooc: I think we should stick with the age of our characters when we applied in the previous RP. Even before ‘Sam’ made that comment about it.
ooc: I'm good whatever we do. 
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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ooc: D: Okay I guess this rp is dead.
BLAINE EHIUFJKC. If you ever see this, I don't have your ooc name and stuff any more, please message me here or at doctorglee.
JESSE bby I'll IM you~
KIRA I want to rp with you again somewhere sometime.
EVERYONE ELSE my personal is http://doctorglee.tumblr.com
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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puckrunsny:
almostporcelain replied to your post: Pretty sure I just bought every baby book in New York
Or they’re just going to have a plethora of books about their developmental stages that they can’t even read.
I should have clarified. I meant baby books for them, so me and Santana can read to them.
Mm. Alright. Fair enough.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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Text: Kurt, I missed you! Though I'm glad you spent time with your dad, why the fuck in Ohio? Anyways, you and I need to go out for lunch, so I can fill you in on all the shit that happened while you were gone.
I missed you too, baby girl. My dad dragged me off because it was his mom's birthday or something. Never got along with his side of the family. Lunch would be perfect :}
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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Jesse
Where are you, boyfriend? This guy is missing you.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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Right. Just had to spend a week in Ohio with Dad and his parents. Thanks, dad. I really, really appreciated it. What the hell is up, everyone? Quinn's engaged!?
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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fancyquinnfabray:
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This is insane.
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Oh my god, what!? 
I can't believe I'm engaged.
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almostporcelain-blog · 14 years ago
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nyc-jesse:
almostporcelain:
nyc-jesse:
This guy~
Now I have more time for Kurt, so that’s an upside.
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…I’m slightly disturbed with your choice of response.
I like that you have more time for me~
Guess Who Memorized His Whole Script?
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