almostferaldaydreamer

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yall. yall.

new bill introduced to nulify OSHA. OSHA.

Even the goddamn magats are upset.

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Technically true.

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Technically true.

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Yesterday, on the 5th of February, our precious fur baby Yasha has unexpectedly passed away.

She’s gotten very bad very quickly and there was nothing the veterinarians could do…We didn’t get there in time to say goodbye to her, and it’s the biggest heartbreak for me, knowing that she has passed away on her own and I didn’t manage to get there in time. I know this is life, but I will always regret it.

We’ve spent 4 beautiful years together and she was the sweetest purring friend to us. I wish it could have been longer, and I will always miss her. I feel like it was so recently that I asked my followers for name suggestions…

So this is my closure, the only way I can get it.

May her soul rest in peace💔

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2% girl 98% anxiety.

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle are feeling the wrath of constituents as their phone lines light up with complaints, worries and confusion over Elon Musk's efforts to gut government programs and fire longtime civil servants.

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me: i gotta focus on this beca-

brain: ladies and gentlemen,

me: please

brain: this is mambo no. 5

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I drew this in a fugue state last night

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

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YOU hates terfs

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.