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reddit sexuality: 30 something year old guy who has referred to a real woman as a "smol tiddy e-girl" this year. would have sex with link from legend of zelda but otherwise straight

body count: 1 (wife who hates him)

tumblr sexuality: 20 something gender non-conforming person that is vocal about puppy play, violence as an allegory for intimacy, superficial christian symbolism, and "old man yaoi"

body count: 0

grindr sexuality: Daddy want to smell yor ass while i fuck your mouth baby

body count: 187

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do not. blaze your hazbin hotel oc art onto my dashboard

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there’s this thing called “nouns” and me and the fags? we’ve gone pro

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im in pieces what did they do to him

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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner

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I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

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they were confreres in christ

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

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ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

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I wish my last job hadn't been such a shitshow because I really miss my cozy desk setup :(

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856 at the falls!

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Under My Skin, 2024, Digital Painting by myself, Liz Pence

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Oh sweet computer love