almondmllkhotel
change the shape that i'm in
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almondmllkhotel · 4 hours ago
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Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me
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almondmllkhotel · 5 hours ago
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HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES
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almondmllkhotel · 6 hours ago
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almondmllkhotel · 8 hours ago
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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
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almondmllkhotel · 8 hours ago
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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video
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almondmllkhotel · 8 hours ago
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hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.
i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.
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almondmllkhotel · 10 hours ago
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can you please be gay somewhere else i’m tryna play 2048
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almondmllkhotel · 23 hours ago
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almondmllkhotel · 1 day ago
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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I feel like enough time has passed since Steven Universe ending to say this: inventing your own alter ego and then launching a war against yourself is an iconic move actually. It's like if Batman and Bruce Wayne had public beef except if entire armies were involved. She really Did That. She said "go big or go home" and then went so big that no-one could ever go home, and then changed the fate of the entire galaxy by faking her own death. She slutted it up bisexually and broke countless hearts along the way. Iconic move after iconic move. Non-stop slaying. A queen an icon a legend. No-one does it like her.
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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Hooked Rug, 1935-45, Canada.
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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transparent version of this post + view here
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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your future wife is waiting for you at the local public library
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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male loneliness leads to evil but female loneliness leads to rpf
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almondmllkhotel · 2 days ago
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middle school lesbianism
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