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bartylus

you make we wanna love, hate, cry, take, every part of you // you make me wanna scream, burn, touch, learn, every part of you - shadow preachers, zella day

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“bartylus with endgame rosekiller and jegulus” cowards. let the sad little victorian boy have his pretentious nerdy lapdog

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barty but his mind is slowly cracking after being trapped in his own body for twelve years and sometimes all he can see are the ghosts of his past and he wonders why regulus is standing right there but he can't reach out and touch him.

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songs written for bartylus #873

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BARTY CROUCH JR.

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i find barty and regulus’s friendship so funny. we have the permanently offended, supremely uptight, haughty, easily scandalised, victorian woman-esque, judgemental heir to the richest and most prominent wizarding family on one side, and then we have the sleaziest, most lewd and reprehensible ‘human being’ on the other. everytime barty forms a full sentence a year is taken off regulus’s lifespan. and yet barty is still significantly more intelligent than his best friend, and everytime regulus is reminded of this (every day) his eye twitches and he visualises how lovely barty would look without a head.

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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976th

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cracking up at the idea of barty in the middle of hooking up with someone and his phone vibrates and its regulus who needs a ride home from work because sirius can’t pick him up and barty just. starts putting his pants back on and the person is like ???? hello?? and he’s like yeah you can let yourself out i gotta go

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bartylus but it's barty left all alone after regulus dies in the cave, never really understanding why regulus left, but wondering if it's his fault over and over again until his mind finally cracks under the pressure and he's left with the worst parts of him making up a shell of a man.

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ohmygosh sirius black on stage right now barty crouch jr and regulus black spotted making out in the crowd

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who’s watching sirius black (conan) on stage at lollapalooza??

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God i need more mafia au Bartylus.. Enemies to lovers, opposite families, meeting in secret, always in danger, never knowing if the other one is alive, not being able to protect each other but desperately wants to.. I NEED MORE OF THEM!! also just.. Barty with knives

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Everytime Regulus comes home sad and quiet, Barty never pushes him to talk until he’s ready, he just takes him into the bathroom and draws him a bath, then undresses him with soft loving hands, helps him into the bathtub and super gently washes his hair. They sit there until the water is almost cold, Barty taking care of him with his gentle touches and soft kisses to his shoulder and forehead. He then picks him up and carries him to their bedroom, dries him off and gets him into bed where they spend the night just cuddling and watching movies. And Barty just holds him in his arms, until he’s ready to talk about what made him sad. Regulus has never felt more loved than in those moments. Everyone he knows, when talking about love, always talks about the happy moments, the moments full of laughter and smiles, but nobody ever talks about the sad and darker ones. But those are the moments that Regulus appreciates the most. Those are the moments in which he truly feels loved.

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@bartylusmicrofic day two : potion -- 319 words

"So," Barty started, "Is anyone going to explain to me why he's acting like this?"  Silence followed.  The other Slytherins looked at each other, Evan barely managing to stifle a laugh. Dorcas, half-amused, elbowed him in the ribs, before sighing. "Regulus had a bit of a potions accident." 

Regulus, sitting at the Slytherin table with his mouth firmly closed, glared at, well, just about everyone. Barty's lips tilted upwards, eyes glinting. "Really?" He laughed, slipping in between Evan and Regulus easily, "Regulus did?" Tilting his head to the side, he looked Regulus up and down. "What kind of accident?" 

"The veritaserum kind." Evan replied, a laugh slipping out that he quickly turned into a cough.  Regulus blurted out, "I will stab you with my fork."  Evan blanched, shifting away. Dorcas shook her head at him, turning back to her own breakfast. Barty grinned. 

"Hey, Regulus, how much do you like me?" He asked, leaning in close. 

Regulus flushed, "I don't like you." 

The words fell like stones in Barty's stomach, his smile shifting into a frown. He looked away, eyes narrowing as Evan winced in sympathy. "Harsh." He muttered. 

Regulus' face was steadily turning a bright red, an internal struggle obvious on his face before the next three words slipped out of his mouth, "I love you." 

The words were enough for Barty's mouth to fall open, falling into a stunned silence. Evan's eyes widened comedically, tapping Dorcas on the shoulder frantically. "Yes, Evan," She said, exasperation clear in her tone, "I heard that too." Barty ignored the two of them, grabbing Regulus' wrist before he could stand up. 

"Say that again."  Regulus' gaze was icy-cold. 

Not at all deterred, Barty pulled Regulus toward him. Leaning in once more, Barty's lips grazed Regulus' ear. "Say it again, love." He could feel Regulus shudder, lips parting in shock. 

"I love you." 

A smirk grazed Barty's face.  "I love you, too." 

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Figure skater Regulus dating hockey player James who ends up cheating on him, so to get revenge he hooks up with James’ team captain, Barty. Barty is a known player and troublemaker who never hooks up with anyone more than once, regularly starts fights and is just an intimidating guy who nobody ever dares to mess with. So when Regulus finds himself back in Barty’s bed, and the revenge one night stand turns into a regular thing, and Barty grows more and more protective and possessive of him, nobody is more surprised than Regulus himself. He also realizes that he’s not sorry about it at all.

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Barty Crouch Jr in the back of potions class:

Evan: Shh, his inner demons are having enrichment time in their enclosure ☠️💘