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FUCKING KING

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Margot Robbie as Barbie & Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie (Film, 2023).  

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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

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Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

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I feel like...I’ve dragged you into my world.

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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

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when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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Mila Jam (source)

Black Trans Lives Matter.

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Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.

Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352

Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056

Keep reading

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

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Look at them 💗 

via thezuzupetals

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ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.