allonsymerlinpotter
Wands and Wings (Floaty-Crowny Things)
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"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."
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allonsymerlinpotter · 8 years ago
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When you’re the only one in the squad who can’t dance.
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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Paying nine grand for a university education and I’m still doodling this shit in the lectures.
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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Nothing like some good ole’ Classic Disney! 🎵
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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i lost my mood ring and i don’t know how to feel about it..
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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(Via doodlebug001)
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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bathroom poets
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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when ur crush says hi to you
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when ur crush asks how ur doing
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allonsymerlinpotter · 9 years ago
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when your conversation with someone isn’t progressing anywhere
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