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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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“We are here, and this is now.” Constable Visit, a strict believer in the Omnian religion, occasionally quoted that from their holy book. Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.

--Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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Crow's Nest

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Figured Iridescent Silk Day Dress

c. 1835-1840

Augusta Auctions

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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mossy

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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i dropped by my favourite secondhand bookstore and found what is possibly the most incredible knitting book iver ever seen. that teaches you how to knit little gardens and sew them into a massive quilt 3d. the photos i took are atrocious and do NOT do this book justice

thats a PRIORY GARDEN WITH MONKS

IT EVEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE TOOLS ABD BASKETS AND POTS AND PLANTS

LOOK AT THE SOME OF THE FOLIAGE

i have never been more upset to not have $30 ready to buy this. its incredible. i have to find it online somewhere. i knew the moment i saw this i had to share it with EVERYONE

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Armand, crouched over Daniel’s sleeping form and peering directly into his face: I wish for nothing more than to crack open your rib cage and consume your heart so that you would remain with me forever. If it would not kill you, I would crawl inside you so that we would become one, so that we would never be parted, so that your bloody soul would remain intertwined with whatever tattered pieces of me remain.

Daniel, cracking one eye open in the dark: Sure thing babe, I love you too.

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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

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the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

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brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"

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I ship this ship because:

I have eyes

I can see

I am the smartest person in the room

I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers