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Shiro: Hey guys welcome to the toga party—-
Allura: *carrying a yoga mat*
Toga? I thought you said yoga
Hunk: *carrying packs of yogurt* well this is awkward
Keith: *outside with a gokart*
It’s not a gokart party?
Pidge: *carrying a bunch of pencils* I thought we were studying. I bought Ticonderoga
Lance: *barging in late carrying a Shrek DVD boxset*
WHO’S READYYY FOR THE OGRE PARTYY
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*before a mission*
Shiro: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Keith: not me
Hunk: *sighing* it’s pidge’s turn…..
Pidge: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die
Lance: *wiping away a tear* inspirational
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Of all the gin joints in all the world // Fall Out Boy
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Simon: Sometimes in order to do the right thing, you have to do the wrong thing.
Baz: ...like kissing your enemy?
Simon: like kissing your enemy.
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Person A: Hey, what's the answer to question four?
Person B: Beats me.
Person B, under their breath: Dumbass
Person A, whirling back around: Ohhhhhh- I'll beat you, alright.
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Diana: We all know you like him.
Anne: I don’t like Gilbert!!!
Diana: I never said who.
Anne:
Anne: Shit.
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‘i’ll slit your throat, that will shut you up’ gf, ‘you’re beautiful’ bf
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me and this guy in my choir have the makings of an enemies to lovers storyline except we genuinely would kill each other at a moment’s notice and i don’t think that’s ever gonna change
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Anne: I know Gilbert and I have this unspoken rivalry going on
Diana: It's not a rivalry, you hate him. And it's not unspoken either, you literally talk about it all the time
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becoming my OWN sexy villain and pursuing a homoerotic and hate fuelled relationship with myself
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Gilbert: we're just friends!
Anne: exactly!
Gilbert: who get along really well
Anne: mhm
Gilbert: who are really attracted to each other sometimes
Anne: wait what
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Adora: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because i'm getting mixed signals here
Catra: My hands are literally inches from your throat right now
Adora: That doesn't answer my question
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I imagined this scenario where Lance and Keith went to a beach party (as friends) and while they are kinda drunk someone dares Keith to kiss Lance…
Redrawing of their design here.
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me: bitch
dreamworks: blocked
me: wait unblock me I need to tell you something
dreamworks: unblocked
me: bitch
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i saw this on my timeline and thought of klance so
shitposting time yeaaahhhhh
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