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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

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butch4butch milestone

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uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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making people up to be condescending to

The hater does not need to make up guys. The learned hater can dunk on newborn doves, and condescend to the wind itself.

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join a server with a toxic matching pfp couple who fights in the public vc, wait for everyone to leave except those two, join the call, say nothing, open farm merge valley, say nothing, deafen, play farm merge valley. this will simulate being a kid in the backseat of a road trip playing ipad with headphones while your parents approach the divorce event horizon

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carving your names into each other as a first date

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Riparian forest rivers melting with the shores, Serbia

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The international bourgeosie come. They build their factories, bring their technical experts, and setup logistics networks. They inevitably violate a law. Then their crap gets nationalized.

It's just dialectics. Thanks for doing business with the People's Republic of China!

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tumblr ads are so god awful sometimes. Yes please show me an ad for a game that involves shaving a woman with scabbed skin. Surely this will get someone to download the app

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This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art