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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

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Confession: I often listen to the EXO-K version of Growl cause ksoo sings his line in such a sexy manner and it makes me melt

I mean 🤰 🤰

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I love how kai start the speaking and D.O continue and kai immediately give him all his attention

If I was interrupted while I’m talking I will be so upset but not our kaisoo ♥️

Kai: So the story is

D.O: in Power

Kai: yeah

D.O: we all went our separate ways

Kai: how did we get back together

D.O: we used Kakarot, didn’t we?

And he Imitated Kai telepath move while he looking at kai who in my kaisooist eyes was watching him lovingly and laugh so sweetly

Kai: we did indeed we teleported over here

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L-1485 Spoiler VLive // Kyungsoo moments

bonus: the members behind an ‘09 Bay’ sign (OT9!)

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L-1485 Spoiler VLive // Kyungsoo moments

bonus: the members behind an ‘09 Bay’ sign (OT9!)

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do you know any legend fanfic of kaisoo like anterograde tomorrow and arbitrage? i really miss them and want to read some legend fanfic hihi thanks by the way, have a nice day!

I personally have not read much but you can check out Waxing and Waning (non au canon), Yes, Alpha, Eventually I fall into you (ABO), As you Wish, Prey Upon My Chains (hybrid), The Devil wears Gucci and a recent one called Pride. If you like angst and hurt/comfort then pride will be a great choice for you. All these fics are on Archive of our own.

Thanks for the ask. Also if anyone can add more you are more than welcome. ☺️

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youtube to mp3 websites have done more for mankind than any government

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Memories of Marriage by DC_Derringer

Memories of Marriage

by DC_Derringer

E, 15k, wangxian

Summary:  Lan Zhan has amnesia and can’t remember anything, except his husband Wei Ying whom he loves very much. The only problem is Wei Ying isn’t his husband and he’s just confusing his fantasies and reality.

My comments:  Oh, this was sweet. Lwj is so CERTAIN that wwx (whose face is the ONLY one he remembers) is his husband… but it turns out he’s ‘remembering’ fantasies he’s had over the years. (So you suffer a little second-hand embarrasment when that gets realized, although lwj is just fine with it all until his memory comes back.) He spends the next couple days unburdened by *actual* memories, and trying to convince wwx how much he loves him (with some great kisses and a handjob). But when his memory returns, he’s MORTIFIED and tries to hide. That works about as well as you’d expect.

amnesia, fake/pretend relationship, (insofar as it doesn’t exist whoopsie), fluff, sweet, second-hand embarrassment, first kiss, first time, loss of virginity, light angst, top lan wangji, bottom wei wuxian, sexual exploration, lan sizhui ships it, lan sizhui is the best boy, getting together, oblivious wei wuxian, happy ending, @dcderringer

(You may wish to REBLOG as a signal boost for this author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

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Restless Rewatch: The Untamed Episode 20, part three(!)

(Masterpost) (Other Canary Stuff) (Previous Post)

Warning: Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!

This episode has so much crucially important stuff in it I had to write 3 posts about it! Part one is here, part two is here. 

Don’t Start None, Won’t Be None

Lan Wangji has never had a real fight with Wei Wuxian before–remember, in their rooftop fight Wei Wuxian never even drew his sword. And since this is going to be a verbal fight, Lan Wangji is going to lose, badly. He’s an elegant and articulate speaker, but he’s not quick with words, and he speaks directly and sincerely. Weaponized speech is not his area at all, so he’s pretty much bringing a knife to a gunfight. A guqin to a flute fight. Whatever. He tries to turn it into a physical confrontation, twice, but Jiang Cheng holds him back.

This throwdown is 100% about religion and orthodoxy; something that is fundamental to both of these young men’s lives. Lan Wangji has made it his mission to be as orthodox as possible, doing shit like volunteering to be beaten for drinking when he didn’t choose to drink. He’s constantly overwhelmed by emotion, and the Lan rules are a source of regulation and safety for him. His emotions around Wei Wuxian are among the most overwhelming he’s got, possibly only second to his feelings about his mom.

Right now his feelings are extra overwhelming. 

It’s complicated because his relationship with Wei Wuxian literally started off with him punishing Wei Wuxian for heterodoxy. All that time they spent together in the library? Was because Wei Wuxian talked–JUST talked–about using resentful energy for cultivation. Which is precisely the ability he’s just shown them, along with a style of killing enemies that’s borderline evil and definitely, DEFINITELY unsportsmanlike.

So this is not, Lan Wangji is lovingly worried about Wei Wuxian and Wei Wuxian is pushing him away to avoid an uncomfortable conversation. This is Lan Wangji freaking out because his entire system of belief is being challenged and he’s in love with the person who’s challenging it.  

Wei Wuxian has shown up to the party wearing an International Mr. Leather tee shirt with a enamel pin stuck to it that says “I get my kicks on route 666” and Lan Wangji just. cannot. deal.  

Never Start a Fight But Always Finish One

Wei Wuxian has a couple of options here. One is to accept, kindly, that he and his friend can’t be friends any more because of religion. In this option, in order to preserve his friend’s comfortable sense of being right, he would have to tacitly accept that he himself is bad in some way, and allow his friend to keep having his value system, while walking away from him.  

The other choice is to hit so hard that he makes his friend feel really, really bad, and potentially rocks him off of his comfortable foundation. In the short term, the friendship breaks, but if it forces him to actually question his value system, it might lay the groundwork for a new, more accepting friendship.  Anyone who is queer with an anti-queer-religious best friend is probably familiar with this dilemma.

Wei Wuxian chooses the second option, and goes all in from the first moment, calling Lan Wangji “Lan Er Gongzi” and then upgrading to “Hanguang Jun” and even bowing. If it’s possible to bow sarcastically, that’s what Wei Wuxian is doing. Then he meets his eyes and sticks his chin out, essentially saying “how do you like them apples?”

(more after the cut!)

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MaxTul Photoshoot for Hamburger Magazine

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i hope the people you meet have the same heart as you. i hope they treat you like they should.

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KAI’s Signal ✧ Jongin for ESQUIRE, March 2021 Issue.

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210303 Chanyeol Bub Update: “It’s a photo I took earlier 🙃 Goodnight 🌙”

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oh, the sun! ☀️ ft. taemin saying he looks good

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