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take these with you. it will be important in your quest
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im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times
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when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy
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if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside
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Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?
Thank you Barry.
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when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason
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(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
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