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MOM THOUGHTS...How Was Your Day?
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Happy Halloween!
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SWEATER SEASON! (That one crazy friend who loves fall...)
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RIDE THE BUS! (When Mom's thoughts are characters.)
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BREAKFAST IS READY!
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GET IN THE CAR! (If the thoughts in my head were characters.)
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A TYPICAL DRIVE TO SCHOOL...if my thoughts were characters!
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SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING MIMI!
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Nope! Not even glamping!
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RETAIL THERAPY WITH MARTHA STEWART & THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA
#allaboutmimi#humor#comedy#funny#family#laughs#lol#retail therapy#shopaholic#comedy skits#genxmom#satire#comedians
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RETAIL THERAPY
Marketing is a powerful thing! I think if I buy whatever it is, that will suddenly be my new life!
by Mimi Williams AllAboutMimi I love to shop. Retail therapy, they call it. And it works! I immediately feel better about my life, because it’s all gonna change if I buy that Kitchen Aid mixer, or the Cuisinart blender. No longer will every moderately priced restaurant staff in the area know me by my first name and ask after my family. Not only will I like to cook, I’ll be a gourmet…
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FAILURE TO LAUNCH
by Mimi Williams AllAboutMimi I’ve always wanted to own a boat and sail the open sea! The only teensy little problem is that I can’t swim, am afraid of deep water and scared of what might be swimming in the water, get seasick in a bathtub, know nothing about boats, can’t navigate my way around my hometown without yelling at Google Maps and getting rerouted at least five times, would end up…
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I'm Fine! It's Fine! Everything is Fine!
by Mimi Williams ALL ABOUT MIMI
Whenever I talk to family or friends, I find that no matter what is going on, if they ask how I’m doing, I’ll always reply “I’m fine! Everything’s fine!” Then proceed to tell the gory details of my life in a cheerful voice, like the announcer on a drug commercial telling you all about the horrific side effects. “I’m fine! Everything’s fine! My kids are out of control, I’m deeply in debt, overweight, struggling with menopause, extreme anxiety, migraine headaches, depression, back pain, and woke up on the floor of the closet this morning after crying myself to sleep! But…it’ll be fine!”
A freight train could crash into my living room, my house could explode, and if my phone rang, I would drag myself across the scorched earth by my elbows, answer and say “I’m fine! A train just crashed into my house, there was a teensy explosion, I’m sifting through the smoking rubble and I may need an ambulance, but…it’ll be fine!”
An alien flagship could land on my lawn, little green aliens could come down the gangplank carrying ray guns in their tiny tentacles, and a bright light could start beaming me up, and I would be clutching my cell phone saying “I’m fine! Everything’s fine! I think I’m about to have a close encounter, it may involve a probe…no…not my colonoscopy! Well…maybe! Anyway, I may be gone a long, long, long time! But, I’ve always wanted to travel, so it’ll be fine!”
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