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Mace: Force give me patience.

Yoda: Force give me strength, is it not?

Mace: *deadpan* If the Force gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

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The Good Place (2016-2020)

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Metamorphosis

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

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it's so fucked that they're keeping katie ledecky on land to keep winning olympic medals instead of releasing her back into the ocean

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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