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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
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i’d like to share a night of credible sex with you.
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cute date idea:
we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like
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evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me
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When engineers make paper airplanes
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Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
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someone: what does anxiety feel like
me:
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as a member of the HGTV+ community
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I’m a little heartbroken. Over how real it is
i feel so gorilla shaking door when i just want to be gorilla dancing exuberantly
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i feel so gorilla shaking door when i just want to be gorilla dancing exuberantly
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