The longer the shower, the more detailed plan she has in taking over the world.
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everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen
hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing
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Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.
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Van Gogh leaves another surprise for Amy & the Doctor…
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Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying
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When you buy a physical copy of an album there should be a QR code you can scan that will automatically register that you’ve bought the album and download it to your music library/player instead of having to rip the disc to a computer first. This would be especially good for vinyl.
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The U.S and Canada borders - WTF fun fact
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If someone from 2017 traveled back to 1997 and wrote a novel about 2017 without people knowing he was a time traveler, it would be categorized as dystopian fiction.
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The average person has one testicle.
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Reading books that aren’t a part of my syllabus are one of the few pleasures I have in life.
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One Patriot. One Idiot
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Always feed your woman - WTF fun fact
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nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.
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Steve Harrington Season 1 vs. Steve Harrington Season 2
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