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would you rather have $000,000 or dinner with no one

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are you in the right headspace right now to receive my big gay dance

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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Support group for people who got rickrolled

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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

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"kill the ip and move on" so beautifully optimistic

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I have made some memes to commemorate the day

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how tf did collectible card games only get invented in the 1990s. this should have been like, day fucking one when we invented dice and playing cards. send me back to 11th century China and I'm making an absolute fortune on selling teens woodblock prints of blue eyes black lotus

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Hatsune Morshu

sorry, link. i don’t give credit. come back when you’re a littleMMMMricher!

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Honey, the "Bowser" extension that saves you money, is a sham.

But no one knew how bad they could be...until now!

My new YTP exposes the dark secrets behind that little smiley coin. Don't be surprised if I suddenly "disappear" after this!

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess