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Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

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not to start any drama but once you realize that you do not need men to be happy/complete/sexually satisfied & that their roles in the lives of women have been greatly exaggerated, you open your life up to a quiet and peaceful independence. i appreciate that you can want men and love them, but you don’t need them for a single solitary thing, not even to become a mother, and once i understood that i added 548 years to my life expectancy

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Happy Halloween

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I’m in awe 😭

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No, most of you won't get this!

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I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

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He’s gay, Mr. Shadwell.

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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

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It’s that time of year again where I remind y’all that if it’s not The Temptations’ version of Silent Night, I don’t want to hear it.

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Dylan Wang Lockscreens

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