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please donate to alaa's fundraiser

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I don't see what the problem is

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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behold!!! the cover reveal for COLDWIRE is here!!!

the gorgeous artwork is by Sean + Eve (there.is.studio) and this is the cyberpunk cover of my dreams. Coldwire is my first foray into the futuristic, into a world where the cities are online and neon and throwing explosives at big corps (I suppose that’s just Nik), and I am so excited for this book to be in the world… November 4th, 2025 😁

until then, People Magazine has revealed the cover alongside the synopsis—at last, meet Eirale and Nik, and Lia and Kieren

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I know what you are (a clace fan)

LMAOOOO

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I'm glad to see the Gorilla gets invited to their twisted family meals.

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Everyone's stanning Nathalie for shipping Adrienette to get on Gabriel's nerves but remember who shipped Adrienette back during Chat Blanc when both Gabriel and Nathalie destroyed that ship and he loved them because he loved Adrien? Gorilla. Gorilla shipped them since forever. He deserves more love. Gorilla is love. Gorilla is life. Gorilla for president. Gorilla is immaculate. He was there back when no one else was. He saw Adrien crying and he let him go to Marinette. It sucks that y'all don't stan him as much.

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From war vet to mercenary to super nanny, Placide has had some questionable career choices.

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I know Felix is one of the smartest characters here and will probably discover it sooner or later, but I want him to have 0 suspicions that Adrien is Cat Noir for the sake of comedy.

In his head Adrien is cringe, but not cringe enough to walk around playing anime superhero while wearing a bdsm looking cat suit and spewing the worst puns imaginable.

Only for Felix to discover his identity unintentionally and be confronted with the reality that Adrien is indeed that cringe.

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my favourite epub reader disappeared from the play store the same day as my physics board exam

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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tmi characters and how likely they would be to have a slur scandal and if they actually did or not

1. Valentine for obvious reasons / GULITY

2. Seelie Queen / GULITY

3. Robert Lightwood / GULITY

4. Luke Garroway / INNOCENT

5. Meliron (also this just made me realize that he doesn’t have a last name? Like what would it even be) /GULITY

6. Raphael Santiago / INNOCENT

7. Jace (I’m not writing all his last names) / Super mother fucking guilty he canonically says werewolf slurs

8. Simon Lewis / INNOCENT but definitely cried about it for an hour when he was accused

9. Marsye Lightwood / GUILTY but apologized after

10. probably Alec I’m so sorry. / innocent

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chat noir rp twt acc but it's just him saying shit like: If anyone saw the adrien kids perfume billboard crumble dont worry, I'm just doing my heroic duty of freeing Paris from visual pollution

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the only constant in every universe should be that chat noir is adrien agreste's biggest opp

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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

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ATTENTION TSC FANS

I am feeling silly so if you actually rblg this post with the outfit you're wearing rn with your favorite character I will draw them wearing it. (This is my excuse to draw more silly tsc content while i get out of art block, plus hopefully I get to draw some really out of character stuff, that would be funny af.)