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we put in an offer on a house and they have two hours to get back to us and I am losing my mind rn

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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

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When I catch you in my visual field

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Everything Everywhere All at Once

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUY, GOD D*MN IT

LOOK AT HIM AND HIS LITTLE AND USELESS ARMS

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i am begging

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educate yourselves

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my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

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welcome to my Internet Heaven

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guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

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hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

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finding this in a dying soldiers wallet