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i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

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"you'll eat the bugs when they tell you to" probably dude. it depends on if companies come up with delicious flavours for them

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The cure to all ailments

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What’s he listening to?

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(grabbing a big 2 inch chunk of my buddy's thigh and shaking it) jeez. tense much?

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sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

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thoughts?

no thank u!

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listen to me. LISTEN to me. you have to fag it up some more. i don't care how. just fag it up.

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i hope u like me for more than just my beauty and perfect sense of humor and my hot body and immense spiritual power and my kindness and that thing i do with my tongue. i hope u also like me for not knowing what's going on and being confused and scared all of the time

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life sucks but at least we can sexualize the horrors

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santa is basically like a public domain superhero. "oh but he can't kick or punch" i wish you could hear how ignorant you sound