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me in the pussy if im being fully honest
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calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”
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idk how to flirt i just meowed in this bitch face
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this has reduced me to tears
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I LOVE to waste time I love to do nothing all day I love to fuck around and lollygag
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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
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if there were a burger and every time u took a bite it tasted like a yummy burger. wouold you eat it
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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead
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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves
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5 inches. 7 inches. It doesn’t matter. no amount of penis inches will ever be enough. Not after all that i’ve been through
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