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└ Give me your best Nathan Mackinnon story.

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Can sky please FUCK OFF with her finally 😒

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smooch | pens vs rangers, jan 22 2021

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"Estem bé, tranquila" and other things to say to your mum to make her more nervous than she actually is

“mama tranquila!”

“esta bein tranquila”

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relationship dynamic

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So this was a pre-planned (and likely paid for by the Kremlin) show: to invite Zelenskyy, scold him like a kindergartener in front of the press, present him with an unreasonable "deal" - an ultimatum - knowing full well he will refuse it (as anyone in this position would). And then tell the world: "Look, our mighty Orange King could've ended this horrible war in a day, but this poorly-dressed, warmongering, ungrateful twat just doesn't want peace! It's not our fault, we did what we could!"

The show is so cheap, so transparent, yet still effective for so many brainless people.

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WHAT THE FOOK!?

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Still thinking about this

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f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

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Hey tumblr maybe instead of flagging queer people’s posts you could take down ai art of celebrities nudes which they did not consent to, from the TRENDING page.

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I’m not very cool. I’m not the coolest human being. I wish I was, but I’m not. And I don’t pretend to be cool. But playing James Bond, you have to be cool, and what the hell is “cool”? You could write a dissertation on it!

Happy birthday, Daniel Craig! (March 2nd, 1968)

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