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I tried to draw Alex Horne with more of a plane and angular, cartoonish style and was only partially successful. But still! I'll take it!

Behold: the hairy stick!

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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL SHIP…. WITH A BEAUTIFUL CREW… AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF…. HOW DID I GET HERE?

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Lore Soong + Textposts

Bonus:

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pov youre a terminal that keeps acting up when the chief and second officer are on shift

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Uhhhhhh dump of 2023 Lore + Data doodles.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DATA

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discovered this funny little rarepair. i think theyre neat

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You guys don’t UNDERSTAND the gender envy I get from weird Star Trek men.

Look at them. I require that.

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traitors is so good because it reminds us all that a group of humans, when asked to pick someone who they think is evil and suspicious, will spend hours agonizing over their choice and then unfailingly choose

- the autistic guy

- the brown guy

- the autistic brown guy

- the guy who seems suspiciously smart (usually due to autism and/or being brown)

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i'm watching a 1990 penn and teller tv special and why does penn jillette have so much butch lesbian swag

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hiii would u doodle trevor or gluebrick for me 👀

hey there! of course! why not both 👀

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[ID: Two digital drawings with white handwritten text on a desaturated blue background. The first drawing says, “I’ll tend to the flame” around a simple drawing of the trans flag. The second drawing says, “you can worship the ashes” around a simple white line art of a cremation urn, labelled “deadname”. End ID.]

So never you buckle and bend to the masses. I’ll tend to the flame; you can worship the ashes.

—The Longest Johns, “Ashes”

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pov you have an appointment with one of the archdevils of the layer but when you turn up the doorman isn't wearing trousers and inside the throne room is a guy wearing yeti fur shorts and lipstick being carried by a goliath surrounded by two men and a mushroom. The moment your presence is announced Yeti Shorts mispronounces espresso at you and you explode. RIP viscount sebastian blackwood it's been real.

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If the happy boys had tumblr part 2

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im not sick but im not well