Hey. Im Gyro. Im 13 and hait taht ztupid alien ztage compeition. Thiz iz a hate blog for it.
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You zuck at reading, don't lie. It took you three hourz to get through a paperback meant for 10 year oldz lmao.
are you have dyslexia
iz dyelziaca te thig wrhe u cnt redae???/??//? Cs i cn reaede!!1!11!1!1 Did miy brudother tiel u this????/?/?/ Cus heis lying!1!11!!1 I cn reede!1!111!1 I reead aoll the time!1!1!11! I jst cnt spiel cus i dnt hv thbms :(9(9(99((((((
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Hey kid it’s been a while I hope you’re doing okay
@white-dress-dyed-red
I juzt...idk what to do. All my zhit got ztolen, and I don't know anyone in thiz fuckazz city. I don't have a phone, and there'z only zo many ztrangerz I can beg too so I can uze their phonez. I don't remember my mom'z phone number, and I doubt zhe'd even get my mezzage on tumblr. Zo it zuckz and I hate it.
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They ztole all my zhit, including my money and train pazz. Fucking bipedal azzholez. I can't get home now and I'm ztuck borrowing people'z phonez at thiz ztupid azz downtown city thing. I can't get home. Fuck.
Kid…? Hey—kiddo?? Are you okay? What’s going on..??
- @minjun-alnst
A COUPLE OF STUPID BIPEDAL ASSHOLES STOLE MY TRAIN PASS AND MY PHONE AND DUMPED ME IN SOME FUCKING ALLEYWAY IN THIS STUPID ASS CITY I'M TEXTINYVTHIS ON SOMEBODY ELSES PHONE I DUNNO WHAT TO DO FUCK
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Kid…? Hey—kiddo?? Are you okay? What’s going on..??
- @minjun-alnst
A COUPLE OF STUPID BIPEDAL ASSHOLES STOLE MY TRAIN PASS AND MY PHONE AND DUMPED ME IN SOME FUCKING ALLEYWAY IN THIS STUPID ASS CITY I'M TEXTINYVTHIS ON SOMEBODY ELSES PHONE I DUNNO WHAT TO DO FUCK
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Thankz zir...I guezz...I'm zticking under the train ztation for now while I figure out where to go from here iahdhrbjskakkncbsbab
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#OOC: Ruh roh...wonder what happened#alien stage role play#alnst oc#alien stage rp#rp blog#oc rp#rp#alien stage#alnst#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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Wow. I feel zo comforted right now.
And I blocked them a while ago. I didn't want them to zee all thiz. I dunno how I can unblock them now.
It'z alzo raining and my fur feelz all grozz. Do I zeriouzly have to ztand outzide cauze I'm getting drenched and I think people are laughing at me :/ azzholez.
And thankz I guezz. I zuppoze I needed that.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#OOC: GYRO THERAPY ARC WHEN????#alien stage role play#alnst oc#alien stage rp#rp blog#oc rp#rp#alien stage#alnst#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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...even if I do do that, it'z too late. I already left. I took two trainz zomewhere not here and I forgot which onez, and I turned off my location on the parental control app on my phone. Mom won't be able to find me, and Gyri eatz up every word zhe zayz, zo if mom zayz I'm gone forever Gyri will think I'm gone forever.
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I'm really ztupid, aren't I?
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#OOC: BABY BOY :((((#alien stage role play#alnst oc#alien stage rp#rp blog#oc rp#rp#alien stage#alnst#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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Don't. You. Fucking. Dare. Hag.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
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Get glazzez and maybe you could zee better, cauze obviouzly you need to get your eyez checked if you don't know what that iz.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
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It'z called a typing quirk, fuckazz. Not my fault you're zo old you don't underztand zhit anymore. Go back to being old and greying.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
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Well zince we're taking advice from ztrangerz on the internet, I think you zhould fuck off.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#alien stage role play#alnst#alien stage#alnst oc#alien stage rp#alien stage oc#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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If you’re running away please stay safe youre going to have to break the tracker on your device.
@white-dress-dyed-red
Yeah I know that, I'm not ztupid. Who do you take me for? Gyri?
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I can find a better life elzewhere, away from my family and everything. There'z nothing worth ztaying for. Life went downhill when dad decided to puzh mom to far and that waz it. Mom wouldn't even care if I waz gone, I remind her of dad too much, and Gyri iz--Gyri. I doubt zhe'd care. You don't underztand, nobody doez, and that'z why I have to leave! Becauze I'm juzt like dad and that'z all anyone ever zeez when they look at me!
There. That'z why. You happy? I have to run becauze there'z nothing elze here for me.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#alien stage role play#alnst oc#alien stage rp#rp blog#oc rp#rp#alien stage#alnst#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#OOC: Gyro Joker arc LMFAO#alien stage rp#oc rp#rp#roleplay#ask blog#oc#alnst oc#alnst#alien stage#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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YOU'RE SAD TO LOOK AT IT BLUEBERRY
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
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Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
#alien stage role play#alnst oc#alien stage rp#rp blog#oc rp#rp#alien stage#alnst#gyroblogs#creaturelore
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IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO
Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.
-@alienstagemomof2
WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!
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