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Update:

I now know why I'm here for longer then realized...MY RECOVERY POD TEAM WENT TO THE WRONG PLANET

Now it's going to take 2x the amount of orbits for them to get here

May zoid have mercy on me...

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WHY IN THE EVER LOVING ZUCK HAS IT BEEN HOT FOR THREE CYCLES

Kill meeeee

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Last month was what i can only describe as "Birdhole day" i don't want to talk about it.

But now it's cold again, great.

But for some reason, the inhabitants are bringing there foliage or "tree" inside and and putting voluptuous orbs on lines on each branch, sounds like a personal issue for the changing orbit temp.

Peppermint or mint, not just a term for "money printing" but also a small flat orb that burns on your taste sponge, please help.

So let me get this right, wears red, he enters your home on this on sun cycle and leaves things for its inhabitants?

Must be another researcher like me!

I shall stay up during this "Chrisamass" so we can compare notes, maybe that means I can shorten my exploration trip

Update: The fucks a "Mariah Carey"?

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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

The fuck is this????

Fucks a "year"?

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I have experience what the thr earth ones call a "season" from "spring" "Summer" and "Autumn" and from what I learned this planet only has two options HOT or COLD

And I hate both, and there's no Inbetween option for someone whos skin you have to Moisen every day in a "tub",I miss wet orbit back home.

But it's not all bad these "seasons" some of them have associated themes to them, like when it's spring they sacrifice OvOrs to there God the "eastor bunni" and currently in the "season" they call "autumn/fall" they have themed drinks that hurt when you consume them it seems as though that they like to burn there sence touchings for fun

But "Whatever" as they say here

Later my host family is going "Pumpcin crarveing" what that is I don't know I'll keep you posted

Update: AAAAAAHHHHHHH THEY KILLED GEORGE MY GOURD FRIEND

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log date: 19/1/12 my task fores has send me to this planet for a prominently one earth rotation or 365 gel-tons for other planetary research and i decided to find the most info on these beings by using the natural re-souses they use daily so here we are, i hope to find out more about this planet in the coming but not right now because it IS COLD..