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True Story

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*nods approvingly in Ishimaru-and-Owada-are-Cute-Bara-Husbands-Now*

i made this for the discord but its important

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Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:

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My thoughts on people who call things that aren’t child grooming “child grooming”, as someone who has been groomed, is that you’re a fucking piece of shit. If it’s not child grooming don’t fucking call it that. Stop presenting shit as being that when it’s actually not that, just because you think that the “extra weight” of such an accusation will somehow make people take things more seriously. Child grooming is a very fucking specific thing and a serious one that shouldn’t be used as extra points in stupid fucking internet crusades.

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this keeps coming up, in all sorts of different discourse, so I finally gave up and made it a meme

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

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Ian McKellen  says that all gay people should be trans allies

Sir Ian McKellen urges gay people to be better allies to the transgender community.

The legendary actor and Stonewall co-founder joined It’s a Sin star Olly Alexander for a special LGBT+ History Month talk on TikTok on February 25, Pink News reports. 

Sir Ian said: 

“I do hear people – gay people – talk about transgender people in very much the same terms as people used to talk about your common or garden gay.

“The connection between us all is we come under the queer umbrella – we are queer. I quite like being queer actually.

“The problems that transgender people have with the law are not dissimilar from what used to be the case for us, so I think we should all be allies really.“

This is not the first time the actor has stood up to transphobes. 

Speaking to lifestyle magazine Attitude, the veteran star talked about how happy he was about Elliot Page coming out as transgender. 

He felt “so disappointed” with himself for not recognizing the struggles that the then-teenage actor could have been facing when they worked together.

The actor talked about why it is important to be honest with oneself.

Top photo from The Talks.

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I have never played these games, so this is my best guess. 

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Hey, just a heads up to everyone who follows my blog: if you see anybody with an orange and black square in their bio, they’re a transphobe.

Idiots on TikTok have been coming out in droves in support of some bullshit identity called “super straight” which basically means that they’re only attracted to cis people 🙄 They’re trying to wedge themselves into the LGBTQ+ community and their claim is that it’s phobic toward them to say that they’re transphobic… it’s just a gargantuan cishet headache.

So, to reiterate: orange and black squares = the “super straight” flag = transphobic dogwhistle. Stay safe everyone!

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Monster: Chicken of Being Perceived:

Any creature that sees this Chicken is automatically afflicted with "Has looked at the Chicken." A creature under the effects of this condition has looked at the Chicken.

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Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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the looney tunes lady rabbit redesign discourse is distracting everyone from the fact that the movie's plot is about lebron james and his son being sucked into the digital world of the Warner Bros server farm by an evil AI that wants to steal lebron's instagram followers, so in order to escape they must find and reunite the looney tunes, who in this universe are merely digital fictional characters who do not exist in real life. characters from other WB-owned properties such as mad max, the matrix, dc, and fucking casablanca will also make appearances. this is not space jam 2. this is an unholy fusion of ready player one and wreck-it ralph 2.

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As a few of you may be aware, I have recently joined the Danganronpa fandom.

I figured it was high time you knew where I stood on the big issues.

Best Girl: Kyoko Kirigiri

Best Boy: TIE: Gonta Gokuhara & Gundham Tanaka

Best Posse: Goodbye Despair survivors (without taking the anime into account, to be clear)

When Is That Fucking Spinoff Game Coming, Spike Chunsoft: Sakura Ogami

Trash Husband: Kazuichi Soda

Ride Or Die Ships: Naegiri, Naegami, Sakuraoi, Ishimondo, Kuzupeko

Lol Wouldn't That Be Fucked Up Ships: Leon/Sayaka, Junko/Mukuro, Junko/Mikan, Korekiyo/Tsumugi

Didn't Ship It Until Ultimate Talent Development Plan, Now Cannot Stop: Kazuichi/Chihiro, Ibuki/Sayaka, Gundham/Gonta, Miu/Teruteru

Crack Ship: Kaito/Leon/Kazuichi. Kaito's Manly Space Adventurer Aura blows out the defenses of the other 2 and turns them into his dreamy-eyed fanboys/sex kittens. None of them are smart enough to extricate themselves

LBR Tho They're Fuckin' Everyone: all protagonists

Neuroatypical Headcanons: Gundham, Kazuichi, Aoi, Yasuhiro, Ibuki, Nagito, Korekiyo, Himiko, Kokichi

Queer Headcanons: FUCKING EVERYONE