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i must once again criticize the girlbossification of mary shelley

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we can do it it

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Mythical pokemon meeting gone wrong

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obsessed with what's happening on twitter rn

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found out porridge and oatmeal are the same and it just depends whether you use milk or water

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literally why are we still making men shave their chests for movies and tv shows. grow up

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sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

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You seem like you play halfling bards in DnD LMAO

new way to call someone the f slur just dropped

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“you’ve changed” i change my personality depending on the book im reading

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Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

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all I care about is having a soft life. I want simplicity. I want relaxation. I don’t want to hustle. I don’t want to grind. I don’t want to work my life away. I want enjoyment and rest, not as rewards but as practice. my life will be a practice in joy. I will nurture my mind, body and soul in all ways that suits me. and I’m very grateful to be able to have the opportunity to live such a peaceful life. 🤍

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“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

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One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

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Here’s the full 24 hour comic I drew yesterday, called “The Fish Wife”.  Thank you to everybody who followed along on twitter and cheered me on <3

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More little guys have appeared! The bus finally got through all the traffic and shroomish came in with donuts for everyone. Hopefully a sweet treat will make smoliv a little less nervous.

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Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

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LECHONK!!