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Don’t fuck strawberrys 🍓

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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I just finished rewatching part 4 sooo… yeah. I just need to draw them.

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The most galaxy brain concept ever: jonaeri pirate/merman au

They're silly and in love!!

ALSO: the Jonathan beaching himself on accident and getting dragged back into the water scene

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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common misconception is that shuake is toxic: WRONG. they are doomed. it is not them that fucks up their relationship; in fact, they actually are shown to improve each other rather than detriment. its their circumstances that fuck them up so so bad. literal god pit them against each other. they love each other but the world does not love them

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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you just don't get dialogue like this with any other evil team

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let them dance

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i can turn anything to yuri finger on head

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.