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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

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no but these alt right boys do not seem to understand that "women's rights" can also be described as "women's alternatives to spousal homicide"

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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

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I don’t need to go out and get “turned up” to have a fun time!

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bro this man who SHATTERED my heart almost exactly 18 months ago and who’s memory still occasionally causes a stir of sadness has VOTED FOR THE ORANGE MAN. BIGGEST ICK EVER!!!!!! YES LORD FREE ME OF THESE SHACKLES!!!!!

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i hope my cat understands what i mean when i pick him up and sing little songs i made up about how precious and special he is :)

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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