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"Oh, no thank you. I don't drink," I tell my new friends at the party, no matter what beverage they offer me. Minutes later I'm seen standing in the swimming pool out back, with a serene look on my face. The water level is slowly, almost imperceptibly decreasing.
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own
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Need to remember that laying down after two cups of coffee results in suicidal despair
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yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself
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i smoke 20 packs a day becase it mkaes me stronger
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i need you carnally
my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that
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surely THIS system of classifying people based on arbitrary birth circumstances will be free from fascism!
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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