alien-chicken-baby
Alichiby
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I'm queer and desi I love cats and astronomy
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alien-chicken-baby · 3 months ago
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the weekend's here
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alien-chicken-baby · 3 months ago
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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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alien-chicken-baby · 3 months ago
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
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alien-chicken-baby · 3 months ago
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Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
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alien-chicken-baby · 5 months ago
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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
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alien-chicken-baby · 5 months ago
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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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When it comes to Rin and Kitay's legacy in the aftermath of tbg i believe Nezha will allow people to tell whatever stories they like. I think he will let the people spin their own tales, myths, rumours about what happened so everything just remains speculation, exactly how it did with the red emperor and the trifecta.
He will allow people to say what they need, and believe what they believe, in order to bring stability to the country because thats what they died for. That's what Rin asked for. He won't deny or confirm any details of what happened, of their story. He will keep the details of their twisted and doomed friendship close to his heart and bear the punishment of their story forever being tarnished by altered version of the truth.
I like to think at the end of it all Nezha will have a secret room, his own treasure trove full of things that belonged to his friends. He would keep Rin's blade made from speerly steel, he'd have a lock of Kitay's unruly hair and documents scrawled all over in his writing, maybe he'd even stumble across Venka's bow abandoned in Arlong. He'd have a bottle of sorghum wine and 4 glasses. Every time he'd go down there he'd pour a fresh drink in each one each time and have a vigil, where for that brief moment he would allow himself to grieve and mourn and drown in the resentment of what could have been. Then he'd hide it all away tightly into his chest again and carry on playing the cards he had never asked for, but had been dealt anyway.
And then when it was time, and when he inevitably returned to that grotto he would take the knife with him that material symbol that ended it all. The thing that killed his friends, the only divinity he truly believed in, and sealed his fate, and take it with him to die too. Because if he couldn't have them in this life, then no one could have what took them away from him either.
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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Baji was silent for a moment. "Great Tortoise. That's a nice ship."
"What do you mean, that's a nice ship?"
"I mean, if that ship were a person, I would fuck that ship," said Baji.
DO THEY KNOW THEY'VE BEEN DRUGGED AND CAPTURED????
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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robin swift wanting with every ounce of his being a world that no longer was vs chen kitay wanting to tear the world down and rebuild it in a way that made sense
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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more jiang 🙁
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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one thing about me is im a rinkitay stan first human second. i love those little platonic soulmates more than life itself. i think about them 24/7. i will defend them with my life. they can do no wrong
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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jiang and daji 😆😆😆🤮🤮🤮😭😭😭😢
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alien-chicken-baby · 7 months ago
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FANG RUNIN & CHEN KITAY ㅡ the poppy war by r.f. kuang   
(i) R. F. Kuang, The Burning God (ii) Don Snyder, Aquarian Odyssey: A Photographic Trip into the Sixties (iii) Jeanette Winterson, Lighthousekeeping
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