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can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

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my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

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#standupcomedy #comedy #openmiccomedy #travel #dickjokesfordays https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbfjYqB07l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tjfecwkdp4qt

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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

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Almost 6 months and about 15+ sets in and I am still loving every nerve-raking second of stand up comedy. Super thankful for those who have given me a chance to attempt to make people laugh, and for the comedians who have become more like family than anything. #standupcomedy #openmiccomedy #supportlocalcomedians #pleaselaughatmyjokes #awkward #awkotaco 📸: Billy Summers https://www.instagram.com/p/BowusjGB2-C/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1320br84lzgz8

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It is in herself she will find the strength she needs 🖤 https://www.instagram.com/p/BneumJwHQ9p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ifibsac2uka2

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This is why I love this fucking website 

could you draw rick teasing a trans boy morty during foreplay please? :3

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“It was both a privilege and a curse to know you. Sometimes I wished I hadn’t and other times you were the very reason I was still here.”

— kristiebettsx | Submit your writing(s)  @wnq-writers​

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“I crave time by myself to sit and heal my heart before I step out into the world again.”

— Gemman Troy

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Forced myself to try to look halfway decent today 🖤 it failed...so here are some very filtered selfies. Can we just talk about when I got a SECOND GRADER?! #slowdown #mommasboy #waylon #newhaircut #itsterrible #tooshort

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My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

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why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

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“That’s the thing about you. I wanna write epic poems about you but at the same time I want to erase every memory of you.”

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thoughtsincosmos

(via shareaquote)

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