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I know you turn off reblogs for your face but you have the most beautiful eyes.

aww thank you!!

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Happy birthday V!

🎁🎂🎉🎈

thank you!!!!!! 🥹 you were the first to tell me!!! 🥹

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Happy to be a latine immigrant that is smart enough to know that white people have not and will not ever be our salvation

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Reblog to validate prev's gender identity

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Dragonfly #6: red saddlebags

By the way, if you enjoy bugs, or art, or bug art, or want to hang out with other people who do, I have a discord community. Feel free to join and say hi or show us some cool bug you found :]

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Updated the Pinned on the new blog.

Obligatory pinned post

Hi. I'm Alice, or A. or (if your really need) Miss. I'm a 27yo non-binary from the UK and this is my smut blog. I prefer they/them pronouns and I'm Gender Fluid and Gender Agnostic, although close mutuals are allowed to genderise me.

I'm rebuilding this blog after @soft-edging-kittens was terminated just after 4 years with nearly 2k followers. I reblog my OC to @library-naughty-corner and I follow from @alicethecamelhas2humps.

DNIs, kinks, etc under the cut.

Thev spicy blog was originally created just to repost audios, but later I started writing smut; when I'm really lucky people send me lewd pictures as inspiration.

DNI:

Minors, obvs, but also anyone who doesn't have at least a rough indication of their age in their bio or pinned and no, saying "18+" doesn't count. I'm not fussy about how old you are but I know some of the people I reblog are.

Trump supporters, you literally voted to have people like me erased. Fuck off. That applies to pretty much every similar group of weirdos.

Consent is important to me and anyone who doesn't think so is a wannabe rapist and deserves to be shot

"Sissies" can fuck right off too. I'm fine with guys wanting to be dominated, or like wearing pretty lingerie and outfits, but don't fucking dare to suggest "being a woman" makes you weak.

Porn blogs. There are hundreds of beautiful content creators on Tumblr, go rebloh some of them rather than stolen porn clips without any source or attribution.

Feeder/Feedee/ED and similar. Again I have no issues with how much people weight, or how they look, but don't fetishize it.

"I don't pay for content" - that's fine, but don't say it like it's something you're proud.

Kinks:

I have a soft spot for audios.

I'm fine with most other links because...

My main kink is other people.

if you go and read the pinned on my main you'll learn I have no attachment to my own body, three only way I get off is by imagining being other people. If I've reblogged something smutty the chances are I've either imagined being them, or being the person doing that to them, or a third person watching, or more likely all three at once; note none of those people are ever me.

I can sometimes wear a submissive, but only for certain people, more generally I adopt Miss A. the soft domme.

Common tags:

#audio - well duh

#cleavalicous - anything showing off cleavage. Size does not matter and this blog does not support feeder kink.

#the dream - other people's smutty writing.

#submission - something someone has submitted to my blog that I've written to.

#Asked by A. - because you can't send asks from side blogs I normally send them Anon and tag this blog, then reblog any replies.

I also try to tag anyone I reblog with their log name. It makes it easier to delete their posts if they ever ask. Consent can be withdrawn.

Other Rules:

Unless we're mutuals, keep it to the tags or replies. I don't want your specific thoughts added to my smut.

New followers should either reblog some of my work or send me a lewd.

My submissions and asks are usually open. If it's for my eyes only that's fine but if you don't say I'll assume not. If you want me to add something smutty when I post it just ask, although that might take months depending on my writing motivation.

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A delicate thing, waiting to be unraveled 🥀

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Reminder I have a new spicy blog - @soft-edging-kitties - after my old one was terminated.

Please follow (if you're over 18 and not a schmuck) and reblog some of my posts to help others find me again.

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Okay, this is it, this is your notice, its time if you haven't already, delete your account, delete your X account now, stop what you are doing and delete it, delete the app from your phone, now.

X serves the political interests of one man, Elon Musk

get off the Nazi app, don't use the Nazi app.

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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A third dragonfly, the widow skimmer :]

Keep telling me what dragonfly species you think I should make, I will probably make about 20-24 total :]

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i love all three pieces of my valentines outfit so far, the only problem is that i hate the combo of the belt and the dress. the tights i adore, the dress im obsessed with (it looks better with a bra), and the belt with its little charm is so sweet. but i dont like the belt with the dress. so im gonna switch that for something else. just dont know what yet

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