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How can you be so ignorant

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I’m tired of cutting myself open and bleeding, just so people who hold my short-comings in their eyes can see that I’m suffering. I’m tired of explaining, with heavy breath, why I’m not who they want me to be- WAIT! THERE’S A GOOD REASON, I PROMISE.

To hell with what they think.

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JULIETTE BINOCHE & EMILY MORTIMER THE NEW LOOK (2024) : S01·E07 : dir. Helen Shaver

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The New Look (2024) 1x07 - It All Came True

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PSA: On Being a Narcissistic Power-Hungry Short-Sighted Asshole in March

I’d just like to remind everyone that if you’ve pissed anyone off this year–especially your bff–you might want to watch your back tomorrow ;)

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Xena Characters in the Hunger Games

Assuming they’re all mortal (and therefore, killable)

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Happy Ides of March to Xena and Gabrielle and only to Xena and Gabrille.

Have a Caesar salad to celebrate. I sure as hell did.

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I think it's funny to picture just Ceasar in some sort of realm of an afterlife being shown the madness that happens on this day thousands of years after his death. like yeah, not only did your close friend stab you amongst other things, but you get thrown through the ringer on a public platform each anniversary. you think he's sulking about it or marveling that he is still known?

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fact: the people of tumblr are nearly all nerds in some way shape or form

observation: despite it being pi day and not in fact the ides of march, ides of march is trending #1 and pi day is trending #9

hypothesis: the people of tumblr are all nerds, but not math nerds. history nerds. the math nerds are off being smart and doing shit, and we’re joking about murdering a man who died over two thousand years ago.

conclusion: we are superior to the math nerds and absolutely correct for this.

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Spare a thought for them today.

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WAKEY WAKEY

🔪🔪🔪

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i need everyone to remember;

Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

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Happy Ides of March, fellow Senators! 🔪🥗

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Just need you guys to know that my friend and I came to school dressed up as Ceasar and Brutus and acted out Ol' man Julius' assasination in the latin classroom.

We didnt have daggers so the Master sword from Legend of Zelda was used.